so I went to lunch today

[LSK]

I heard Olive Garden had a special on corn flake chicken. So while I was waiting for the douchebag waiter amid all the second hand smoke, I couldnt help but getting annoyed by all the children running around. The fat actress of a waitrress came to take my order after a brazilian hours, but I said "fuck it, im outta here, Cracker Barrel has better food anyways!"

:hide:

[LostinVA]

1. God, I hate cornflakes...

[madinmaryland]

2. You forgot about this....

Robert Gates is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Was your waiter douchebag a broad, a bitch, a skirt, or a guy? Did you have veal?

[LSK]

4. I had veal at Cracker Barrel

The bitch there served it up just right.

[MissMillie]

5. you missed the breastfeeding thing

but otherwise, good work.

[underpants]

6. Was a Laura Branigan song playing in the background?

:bounce:

[LSK]

8. HOW DID YOU KNOW1?!?!?

[KitchenWitch]

7. Were there circumcisions involved?

:hide:

[LSK]

9. and breastfeeding!!!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Nothing like a little equal time!

:evilgrin: