I'm fighting for my dinner tonight
Catshrink
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Sat Jan-20-07 10:13 PM
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I'm fighting for my dinner tonight |
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damn cats -- and dog. I brought home a Costco chicken and not only did they nearly trip me while I was boning it out in the kitchen, the cats are taking turns jumping up on the table and trying to put their faces in my plate.
Yeah, I finally gave in and gave them each a little piece. No wonder they beg -- they know I'll give in.
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Sat Jan-20-07 10:18 PM
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1. You are their hunter/gatherer.... you provide them sustenance |
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They provide you with adoration and purrs.
You might even be able to get a bite for yourself if you are lucky!
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Sat Jan-20-07 10:21 PM
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3. Everytime I walk in with a Costco chicken I'm mugged |
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It must be there favorite food and they act like they haven't eaten in days. They are pretty happy now, the little beggars.
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Sat Jan-20-07 10:40 PM
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4. Next time try a Safeway chicken!!!! |
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Lets see if the little schemers figure it out then!!!
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Sat Jan-20-07 10:21 PM
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Every time I bring home groceries my dogs go crazy, sticking their silly heads in every bag, snooping around to see what I brought them.
And yes, they always get at least one bite of whatever it is I'm eating.
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Sat Jan-20-07 10:48 PM
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And if it's pig's ears I'm bringing in, they won't even go out to potty until I demand it. Then they run outside, let out a couple drips and run back in a split second.
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Sat Jan-20-07 10:54 PM
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6. "let out a couple drips"! |
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:rofl: Totally...We've been snowed in for more than a week and I basically have to MAKE them go potty, so I know that routine pretty well by now!
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Sat Jan-20-07 11:09 PM
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the dog loves them but I can't stand the smell. He also loves hooves but they smell worse.
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Sat Jan-20-07 11:14 PM
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8. I brought home a chicken the other day and my dog dragged it off the counter |
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when no one was looking.
He took it out in the yard and had himself a little feast!
Man...did his gas stink that night!!!
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