What are you reading for?

[vixengrl]

(Sorry...saw a copycat opportunity I could not resist, nope...)

[taterguy]

1. I've never been asked that

Are you a waitress at a fucking Waffle House?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. Maybe so I don't become a fucking Waffle House waitress.

Bill Hicks is awesome. :rofl:

[Nickster]

4. LMAO, beat me to it! n/t

[SPKrazy]

3. What Are You Asking For?

is this one of those question games?

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

5. Escape, entertainment, and edification.

:D

[pokerfan]

6. I have that Bill Hicks!

I was in Fyffe, Alabama last year. After the show, I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm eating, I'm alone and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me:

"Hey, what you readin' for?"

Is that like the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading … for.

"Well, God damn it, you stumped me. Why do I read? Hmm … I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is … so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress."

But then, this trucker in the next booth gets up, stands over me and goes:

"Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader."

What the fuck's going on here? It's not like I walked into a Klan rally in a Boy George outfit, God damn it. It's a book!