If you were a bus driver, how would you handle this situation?

[Blue-Jay]

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Feed it some kids from the bus.

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

2. Oh Shit

be real still

drive real fast

either direction

pay the toll?

[skygazer]

3. I'd pull out my camera

And send the most obnoxious kid aboard out to shoo it off the road. :evilgrin:

[bamademo]

4. I would stop until the bear left.

If that is a grizzly, then it is assuming a position of threat.

[terrya]

5. Put that bus in reverse.

It's a freaking grizzly bear!

[jeff30997]

6. I would get out of the bus and...

I would fight the bear with my swiss army knife.:)

[skygazer]

7. You must have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

11. lol!

That must be it.:)

[texanwitch]

8. Have the kid that will not sit down and shut up take all the lunches out to the

bear.

That's what I would do.

[leftofthedial]

9. I'd have to go shit in the woods

[jeff30997]

14. I see...

The smell would be so horrible that the bear would die instantly.:)

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Ha! Easy stuff. Just drop the decoy!

[jeff30997]

12. Lol!

[LoZoccolo]

13. First, tell the kids to put up those windows.

At least put your arms back in!

[wildhorses]

15. i am in the big yellow bus--

why am i worried about a bear:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

17. Maybe the bear owns a can opener.

Ya never know with bears.

[name not needed]

16. Get off the bus and bow down to my ursine overlords

[ThatsMyBarack]

18. This should be Photoshopped over on Fark!

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

19. I dunno. It's hard to beat the original.

I suppose someone could insert the Dynamite Monkey.

[AWESOM-O]

20. And in other news

the road to the Super Bowl for the Saints was cut short today...

[petronius]

25. LOL! Well played...

And welcome to DU! :hi:

[barb162]

21. go to the right of it VERY SLOWLY

after you throw 5 lbs of burger in the trees

[ironflange]

22. I had that happen last summer, except. . .

It was a black bear, not a griz

I wasn't in a school bus, it was my Avy

The bear was about half a mile down the road

He immediately effed off into the woods

There was no picture taken

Other than those, it was exactly the same situation. Man, was I scared!!!11!1!

[ChoralScholar]

23. Uh... go around it. Quickly.

He is rather big - probably 1,000 pounds or more. But I'm in a school bus. Not going to be much of a threat.

As for the kid hanging out the window... we have this thing called natural selection...

Children without heads will not procreate more generations of stupid-ass window hanging chidren.

[donco]

24. Id say sorry dude

this bus is full you will have to catch the next one.;)

[usaftmo]

26. This reminds me of when...

I walked 8 miles uphill (both ways) to get to school, and each day I killed a grizzly bear with my looseleaf notebook! :rofl:

Bill Cosby said something like that.