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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 01:30 AM
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Some Twinkies are like people...

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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 01:32 AM
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1. HAHAHA!
That's funny, Goddess!
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 09:19 AM
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2. That makes me want to have a twinkie
I need a twinkie defense!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:07 PM
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3. They're cute, aren't they?
I especially like the bride and groom. Wouldn't they look sweet on top of a wedding cake?
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:20 PM
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7. On top?
Hell, they'd look sweet as the wedding cake!

My kinda weddings, those Twinkie weddings.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:29 PM
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9. Yes, the groom is on top... must be a boring couple, those two...
Missionary twinkies... yawn.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 06:00 PM
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12. lol
:rofl:
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:09 PM
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4. You have to wait 3 weeks to eat them?
Edited on Mon Jan-22-07 05:13 PM by Rambis
It take a twinkie 3 weeks to "stabilize" until they are safe to eat according to the tour guide at the twinkie factory in 6th grade.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:19 PM
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5. "stabilize"?
I'd love to know what's unstable about them to begin with...
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:25 PM
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8. I haven't had one since
the tou- Anything that takes time to "stabilize" is not going in my belly!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:19 PM
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6. I'm giving up peeps and will now be deliciously evil toward twinkies...
A Peeps site

Maybe I can feed a twinkie some viagra and watch it get all big and go "boom"... :rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 06:01 PM
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13. A little cake icing, and you could
do all sorts of obscene things to them.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 06:03 PM
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14. Twinkies have the icing built-in... All I need to to get at that icing is to either
A) punch a twinkie hard enough
B) caress a twinkie hard enough

:yoiks:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:35 PM
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10. I'd like to point out
that there is no relationship between Twinkies™ and the Jenis. None whatsoever. And when I say "none," I mean there is a certain amount; more than we're prepared to admit.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 06:06 PM
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15. Except, note where the filling holes...


Perhaps this is what must stabilize, to avoid having filling spurt from these openings.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 06:09 PM
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17. .
:spray: :rofl: :wow: :spray: :rofl: :wow: :spray: :rofl: :wow: :spray: :rofl: :wow:

Are you doing anything for dinner? :D
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 05:50 PM
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11. Would you believe I've never eaten a Twinkie?
I grew up a TastyKake girl!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 06:08 PM
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16. You poor deprived thing!
They're yummy, even if they do require stabilization.
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