You know what pisses me off even more than this immoral war?

[Rabrrrrrr]

When I specifically tell the caviar vendor I want Beluga, and I get home and find out the jackass put a tin of Sevruga in my bag instead.

Here I am, wanting to watch the news and see how our boys are kicking ass in Iraq and how the message of Jesus' love and peace for all mankind is being delivered with hot American steel, lead, and depleted uranium; I've opened a magnum or two of Dom Perignon '47, poured it in my Riedel champagne flute, I'm in my silk Armani pajamas sitting on my luxurient leather chair with a fire of teak and koa burning beautifully in my ivory fireplace, then I break out the caviar tin and WHAM!, my night is ruined. Fucking ruined. Sevruga my ass. I asked for Beluga.

You expect one thing, and get something else - sure, I ate it, but come on, people: how much do we have to suffer?

[trof]

1. We ALL have to sacrifice for The War.

I'm collecting enough aluminum cans to buy a HumVee for our troops.

[wildhorses]

2. i hate it when that happens!!

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thought i better add this:sarcasm: just in case

[johnnie]

3. Pffft..you think that's bad?

My chauffeur's Army unit got called up to be shipped to Iraq in June and his wife says she has to stay home with the kids now. So now I need to find someone to drive me around AND do my laundry. x(

[wildhorses]

7. and it is So00o0o0000oo hard to find good help these days

*harumph*

[LostinVA]

4. Dude, I have a worse one: black truffles instead of white

I mean... wtf is wrong with Dean & Deluca??? Everyone knows white truffles are way better shaved onto my scrambled eggs.

Philistines.

[azmouse]

5. sheesh... it's not to be tolerated!

What is this world coming to?

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Here, try the Fancy Feast, foo-foo

It's by-product-a-licious.

[Courtesy Flush]

8. Quit your bitchin'

You'll spoil my spa day!

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. That's why you should never shop at Walmart.

:hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. You ain't kiddin' - just the other day I was speaking with my Bentley garage manager,

and I said, "Ken, you know, a person just shouldn't shop at Wal-Mart."

And he said, "You're right, Mr. Rabrrrrrr. In fact, a couple days ago, Richard, over in your Rolls garage, was in the midst of a rather critical repair and asked me to go to WalMart for him because he needed a new hood ornament for your '37 roll top. Seeing as I had just finished my annual month of waxing the Bentleys, I said I'd go for him. Well, you know what Mr. Rabrrrrrr? Those people at WalMart didn't even know what I was talking about when I asked for the hood ornament. Then I remembered that I broke the scotch decanter in the '42, so I asked the WalMart guy to get me a Waterford Scotch Decanter, and I get back and discover the idiot put in an Irish Whiskey decanter. Totally unusable, sir. It was utter chaos."

[Left Is Write]

11. I hate when that happens.