"Mother? You have bodacious tatas."

[crim son]

I love my kids. They are utter freaks. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Your kid said that????

:rofl:

[crim son]

2. My almost sixteen-year-old daughter.

She says it with a completely straight face despite the fact that I do not have bodacious tatas. Witch.

[SeattleGirl]

7. Witty little thing, huh?

:rofl:

[crim son]

11. She can outwit, outlast & outplay anybody.

That's my girl :7

[Guava Jelly]

3. this thread needs pictures

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

5. You'll get the pics when you send the money.

Have I not made that clear? :P

[idgiehkt]

9. now that's more like it

that mercenary thing is such a turn on. I'm getting a pay-pal account myself, so soon I'll be open for business too.

[crim son]

12. Ha!

I'll believe it when you PM me the link. :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

47. honey, you don't have to pay

Only the wankers. No free wanks, you know?

[crim son]

48. My luck has turned!

I am on the guest list :) :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

14. how about 1/2 the money for 1 ta ta

:rofl:

[crim son]

18. Don't tempt me.

I am down to my last five hundred bucks and no job in sight. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

19. I am sure your lovely ta ta's

are worth more than i could afford :)

[crim son]

23. Have I mentioned how lovable you are?

More recently than yesterday? :pals:

[Guava Jelly]

24. Not yet today

Thank you gorgeous :hug:

[crim son]

25. ...

:hug:

[YDogg]

20. wouldn't that be "uno ta?"

[Guava Jelly]

22. si

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I think it's from a movie.

[crim son]

8. I think so too. I remember using the phrase in college.

I know that looking at my chest wasn't the inspiration.

[kmla]

37. It was uttered by David Keith's character in the movie "An Officer and a Gentleman".

In the movie, he was doing push-ups at the time.

My head is full of useless crap like that.

"...look at that pair of bodacious ta-ta's..." was said to Richard Gere's character, IIRC.

[LostinVA]

53. Bingo

[Seabiscuit]

10. That was the title of an old porno movie.

[crim son]

13. Now I know what she was doing all day.

:(

[Seabiscuit]

16. Yup.

It starred Brigette Monet, Patti Wright, Dave Cannon, Kitten Natividad, Ron Jeremy. (Google search).

I don't think many of them are even alive today except for the teminally obese Mr. Jeremy.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. ...

:popcorn: :D

[crim son]

15. You notice nobody is protesting

"Oh, but you DO have bodacious tatas!" :rofl: An honest bunch, we DUers. :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. I'm protesting silently.

:P

[crim son]

33. I wouldn't want to make a liar out of you anyway.

:pals:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. I'm not a liar.

:P

[crim son]

39. That's my point.

Damn, I'm having a really hard time not slipping into "Let me spank you lower," mode. It's making me stutter. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. I am "the dumb" today.

:P

[crim son]

43. That makes me "the dumber."

I'm going to give it up and have a cup of coffee. Freshly microwaved, naturally.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

51. No, that makes you the "dumbee."

If that's a word, I think it's supposed to be a compliment. :D

[crim son]

44. Triple dupe.

The subject line of the original says it all.

[crim son]

45. oh brother

[Richardo]

17. I thought that was a lyric from The Doors' "The End"

:D

[crim son]

21. I've no guesses where she heard it. She just

walked through the room and made her observation. :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. You've taught them well...

:rofl: :hi:

[crim son]

28. Some would argue the point :)

Hi, NWC :hi: :7

[GalleryGod]

27. Sheesh!

Happy 19th Birthday, Ursula ! Your date looks a bit familiar?! :think:

[crim son]

36. I was hoping for another Angelina pic.

:(

[Seabiscuit]

29. The provocative thread I posted this morning in very bad taste:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6091855

Can't get much less popular than that! :evilgrin:

[crim son]

31. I bet you posted this in the wrong thread!

hehe

[Seabiscuit]

34. When did it first dawn on you? :)

I'm always doing things like that.

[wildhorses]

32. what did she do--skip school to watch

an officer and a gentleman?:hi:

[crim son]

35. She had midterms today.

Maybe they showed a film afterward? :hi:

[hunter]

40. Most certainly sweeter than these tatas...

http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/AR/archive/apr03/weevil0403.htm%20

[crim son]

41. Crap. At least I'm weevil-free.

Ewwwww.

[hunter]

46. Much better!

http://www.nandyala.org/mahanandi/archives/category/caffienechicorycocoa

[Beausoleil]

49. Udder freaks?

n/t

[billyskank]

50. Oh, but you DO have bodacious tatas!

n/t

[crim son]

52. Haha. :)

Read the entire thread, did you? Did your day improve billyskank? :hug:

[SPKrazy]

54. Well Damn, Bodacious Tatas!

you've been holdin' out on us now crim son!

:crazy: :rofl:

[crim son]

55. Dude, I thought you knew.

Hey, got your email. Will respond when I'm not still reeling from the SOTU wine. :P