Screw it. I'm becoming an evangelical. And here's why:

[Deja Q]

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2813078&page=1

:yoiks:

[idgiehkt]

1. Excuse me but what the f*ck? Shouldn't this be the headline???

"Haggard resigned from the church in 2006, after a scandal linked him to drugs and a male prostitute."

What am I missing here?

[Deja Q]

3. Yes, but this is the main$tream twofaced media...

Seems the cretins aren't bought and paid for by the tightie-righties after all. :shrug:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. Can you cry on cue?

On television and in front of a live audience? While bemoaning your weakness in the presence of Satan, and that's what made you go to the motel with that woman / man / girl / boy / goat / douchebag / cigarette?

If you can do all that, then you, too, can be an Evangelist!

Tell us, HT, where can we send our money?

Praise da Toad.

[Deja Q]

4. LOL

:rofl:

Fuck evangelicals. Eh, let me rephrase that... :spray: Haggard's lot lost his credibility and now he's found it in a fickle media. Trying to be a name because, just like Donald Trump he's got nothing left. Well, maybe a bad wig and a used condom, but that's about it... and I feel sorry for the wigs.