Okay, now which one of you gave Midlodemocrat "The Gay?"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

'fess up.

I know one of you did it.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. It was sniffa.

*sigh*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. You've got to stay away from those bisexuals.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. But he is so damned HAWT!!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. But he's a queer!

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Nuh, uh.

Bi_Baby would have told me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. They all are.

[jpgray]

17. Based on right wing propaganda, their being bisexual will make them half-good parents?

Or am I following the logic wrong? What if they own a box turtle? :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. You're probably following right-wing logic correct.

The logic is wrong, but it's correctly right-wing. Does that make sense? Fuck if I know.

They don't own a box turtle, but Bi_baby does have an iguana and two leopard geckos. I don't want to know what that means.

:scared:

[jpgray]

20. But there are three of them, so 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 makes for 150% goodness in parenting

:patriot:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Hmm...well, that does work out nicely then.

Wonderful!

[bicentennial_baby]

39. w00t!

:bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

38. Psssst....it's true

:hug:

[bridgit]

2. perish the thought...

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. How do you think my husband is going to take this?

:rofl:

[jpgray]

4. From behind?

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Tsk. Tsk.

jpgray.


:rofl:

[LostinVA]

41. Uh oh

[bridgit]

57. like a man?

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

5. Nice try, but we all know who it was.

:grr:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. IT WAS NOT ME, DOUCHEBAG!

[LeftyMom]

10. Suuuuuuuuure.

Uh huh.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. I haven't even met Midlo, yet.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. But when she does, she will extremely impressed by my wit and charm.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. You'll probably turn total queer.

I mean, you'll be going out to lunch with at least two total queers. Possibly three.

[LeftyMom]

18. I'm pretty sure it's transmissible over the internets.

Why's midlo blocked and not me? I feel left out.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I'm sure flvegan's pervdar is pinging and he's hoping you catch it.

Probably because you don't have a rainbow avatar.

[LeftyMom]

23. I'm sure it is.

Yeah, I'm lame that way, but I rather like Buttercup. Anyhow, I think she's a little butch. :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Who is Buttercup?

Is she one of his dogs?

[LeftyMom]

28. No, my avatar. nt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Oddly enough, I knew that.

Damn, I'm tired.

[Midlodemocrat]

29. One of the Power Puff Girls.

Try to keep up.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Fuck you.*

:hide:








































*Edited to add: No one alert. I'm joking. Midlo rocks.

[Midlodemocrat]

33. Nice post, Hitler. You have nothing to add to the discussion so you resort to profanity.

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Whatever. You're probably giving the gay to your kids right now.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

36. Actually no, I'm giving them chili.

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. If it's vegetarian chili, send some this way. If not, forget it.

I don't eat meat.

[LostinVA]

44. What the hell does this have to do with Global Warning?

Go drink a Fresca, you gay perv.

[LeftyMom]

32. Yeah, she's so not prepared to corrupt the youth of america.

How the hell are we supposed to make everybody's kids gay now? I mean we've got the gay agenda in schools but kids don't pay attention. :shrug:

[SOteric]

24. Ooops. Pardon me. I thought your question said "gray"

and I was fairly certain if Midlo had any grey hairs, matcom's persistant horndog attentions to little midlo were what gave them to her.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. You are probably correct on that one.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Well, it certainly hasn't helped.

But, my rapidly advancing age is probably more to blame.

:hi:


I LOVE your sig. He's a hoot. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

45. OMG -- where did you get that chart????

[SOteric]

51. DS1 made if for me.

:7 :hi:

[LostinVA]

53. I love it!

[ThomCat]

35. Wow. I didn't realize we were so contagious.

You'd think my recruiting numbers would be a bit higher. :(

[Deep13]

42. It definitely is. Pat Robertson told me.

He also said something about a lake of fire while grinning like an idiot.

[LostinVA]

40. Either me or Swimboy -- we live kinda close

THose gay vibes floating through the crisp VA air...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. Next you're going to send some up to Nancy.

She'll be all confused. She'll call me up and blame me.

[LostinVA]

46. You're already dating her, so she's at least bi

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. Yeah, it was certainly news to her that she was my GF.

[Midlodemocrat]

58. I LOVE swimboy.

He's such a hottie. If only....*sigh*

[LostinVA]

64. Whatever. I thought you loved me, too

You just want to get close to Haruka via me. I KNOW YOUR "STRAIGHT" GIRL GAME!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

She's pulling a LynneSin.

Don't let her fool you!

[swimboy]

80. Back atcha, sweetness!

:loveya:

[swimboy]

75. It was I, swimboy

I am the Typhoid Mary of the Gay. But don't call me Mary.
First contact is documented. We ate together:


The Gay can lie dormant for months before it manifests. And then,

Watch Out!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

76. OMG!!!!!

I'm alerting.



:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

77. Hitler.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

89. She looks drunk in that photo -- and the Gay works better when someone is drunk

ESPECIALLY a "straight" woman.

It's a known fact.

[Midlodemocrat]

98. Unfortunately, no.

Check back later.

[LostinVA]

101. Is noon soon enough?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

48. maybe we all gave her the gay..in one big happy group hug sorta way

[LeftyMom]

49. Group Hug? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. umm yes...we gave it to midlo via ummm hugs.

yeah that was it..

[xchrom]

52. would you all hurry up and decide -- this panini grill i'm going to mail

the responsible party is getting heavy!!!

[LostinVA]

54. oooh... panini grill -- I DID

I gave her the gay! I stood in back of her at Crate and Barrel at Short Pump and zapped her with the gay!

I'll PM you my address.

[xchrom]

55. oh. thang gawd.

it was so much easier when it was just toasters.

on edit: -- gay central committee sends it congratulations along.

[querelle]

56. We Can Do That?

We can give "the gay" to other people? Fuck! Who knew? I have get right to work on my hunky str8 neighbor. Oh joy! See y'all later!

Q

[LostinVA]

65. Did it work???

[bridgit]

59. it's already been decided...

you did fool :P

[deadparrot]

60. See, if you worked on commission, this wouldn't be a problem.

:hi:

[BlueStorm]

61. Is "The Gay" the new thing around here?

Cause I don't seem to have it and yet, I have a rainbow avatar.

Blue

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

62. Well, a bunch of us have it.

Midlo apparently caught it since she was blocked with a bunch of openly gay posters. I hope her husband and kids are taking it okay.

[BlueStorm]

63. Wow...and I wasn't blocked... I'm gay but apparently

I don't have "The Gay." LOL!!!

Blue

[Starbucks Anarchist]

79. I was blocked with you guys, too, but I don't have "the gay."

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

81. Different poster, douchebag.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

82. But I wanna be blocked by them, too, douchebag,

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

83. Put up a rainbow avatar and perhaps you will be blocked, too.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

84. I gotta know what homophobic douchebag blocked you guys,

PM me, douchebag.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

94. Done!

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

95. So someone seriously blocked all posters with rainbow avatars?

WTF?

[LostinVA]

100. Check your PM

[LostinVA]

91. Check your PM, DB

[LostinVA]

66. Go get drunk and make out with a lesbian

You'll get at least a little of The Gay that way. Guaranteed.

Plus, women kiss better than men, so you'll at least have a good time.

[underpants]

67. I think it comes with the overpriced "hoodie"

:bounce:

[swimboy]

68. It's a good thing I know what you're talking about.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

70. hehehehehe

[Midlodemocrat]

72. $35 buddy, $35.

One of TM's friends had one on last week and was told to take it off...she said "fine, but I just want you to know, all I have on under here is my bra"...



:rofl:

[swimboy]

86. "The Principal asked me to flash him"

That wouldn't cause any waves, would it now?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

103. Priceless.

[LynneSin]

69. You mean if I hang out with Gay people I could be come *gasp* gay

I didn't realize it was contagious. Perhaps I should wear protection when I come to DC



:sarcasm:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

71. Lesbians are better than men, anyway.

No offense guys.

[LynneSin]

73. Well, I'll have to disagree with you on that issue

but that's just where we'll have to agree to disagree!

I've been hanging out with gay people for decades now and I'm still the straightest white chick you'll ever meet

[LostinVA]

90. Women are way better kissers

Although I'm not offering to initiate you, since I'm taken now. Alas, I believe in monogamy.

[LynneSin]

96. Yes, we women are better kisses

however I'd prefer sticking to me.

And I also believe in monogamy, I think it's rude to try and break-up a couple (unless it's known that one of the persons in the relationship is harming the other one)

[LostinVA]

97. Can you kiss yourself?

I would love to be able to do that, I'm a tres good kisser.

Yeah, monogamy is a dealbreaker for me. Or rather, a lack thereof.

[LynneSin]

99. No, but men have told me I'm a damn good kisser

That's what gets me into trouble - I start kissing and

[LostinVA]

102. I understand, beleive me

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

104. You are a tres good kisser.

[LostinVA]

105. You are, too

GRRRRRR

[derby378]

74. I understand completely

I'm a lesbian trapped in the body of a straight guy. I can't help it.

:hide:

[swimboy]

78. I've already fucked off and died.

I'm practically extinct! :cry:

[JackBeck]

85. Everyone already calls me and Mr. JackBeck lesbians anyway

so I would have to agree.

[LostinVA]

92. Haruka and I think ThomCat is a lesbian, like Lisa in "The L-Word"

And yes, that IS a compliment to Thom.

He even HAS CATS.

[ThomCat]

113. I'm gay and I have a girlfriend.

So I guess I must be a lesbian. :P

My cat's think I'm their mom, too.

Geez, gender confusion. :cry:

[LostinVA]

119. It has nothing to do with having a GF

We just think you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

That IS a compliment!

[ThomCat]

121. I know.

And it is a complement. :)

[swimboy]

87. Is there really any question?

I know what I'm doing. I have a diploma.

[Midlodemocrat]

88. OMG!!!!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

93. You Central VA gays are pervs

Oh, wait a minute...

[jpgray]

106. Octagonal is a rather unfortunate choice of shape--hopefully it wasn't stellated *

[swimboy]

107. That shape was chosen so there wouldn't be any closets.

It's stellar, I was steeved!

[jpgray]

117. That can't be right. Where's tjwmason hidden otherwise?

:( I miss you as the witty duo I remember.

[swimboy]

123. I miss him here too.

:( You are kind to remember those times.

The avatar change is an homage and is used with permission.

I hope he will return.

[jpgray]

124. I noticed that avatar!

Posting my pic I remembered how lonesome I was for other DUers with bushy eyebrows. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

108. I confess...

It was me.

Because straight just isn't what it used to be. :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

109. OMG! Gay is where it's at!

Have you ever heard of lesbian chic?

Ooo...and I'm going to send you a PM in a minute!

[ScreamingMeemie]

110. I couldn't wait to pass it on!!!

:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

111. LostinVA and I always say you were gay in a past life.

:toast:

[LostinVA]

112. Totally

[ScreamingMeemie]

115. Perhaps that is why I have received 3 toasters as Christmas presents

in my life...

:hi: :hug:

[LostinVA]

120. OOOOOO -- empirical evidence!

[ThomCat]

114. No fair!

Mrs Grumpy has converted more straight people than I have. I'm gonna get kicked out if I don't make my quota. :cry:

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

116. It's all in the wrist, baby.

:hug: I've missed you! :loveya:

[ThomCat]

122. I very happy to see you posting.

I've missed you too. :hug:

:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

118. Damned straight, Mrs. G!

:rofl: