Who's the current thread killer

[catmandu57]

you know what to do.

[liberalpress]

1. Done and Done

You're welcome

[otherlander]

2. HAHAHAhA I Get IT!!

OMG RLLY!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Done.

[catmandu57]

3. It's on life support

take another shot.

[otherlander]

4. ...

Now it'll die of burn wounds. :evilgrin:

[mentalsolstice]

5. Bouncing the balloon...

[catmandu57]

6. gasp gasp

choke cough wheeze, it's limping off into the sunset.

[redwitch]

7. ME.

:hi:

[catmandu57]

8. Nope still limping

dragging it's right foot like ratso rizzo.

[texanwitch]

9. I have killed lots of threads.

Just have to have the skill.

[joneschick]

10. step aside--I'll show you how it's done!

:hi:

[texanwitch]

11. We had a thread kill thread I think last year, I won.

It was just luck but I won.

That was a long thread.

[redwitch]

12. we witches can put hexes on threads.

:-)

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. that would be ...... ME!

uh huh.... me...

[Danger Mouse]

16. Love your username, Ghost!

:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

18. Thanks! Likewise, yours.....

but why did you let your poor old mother live in a cupboard, while Scientology missions and churches have been established on six continents? :rofl:

:hi: Sorry, I'm in a cut-up mood right now...

Ghost

[Danger Mouse]

30. Because Galactic Overlord Xenu has dictated that it shall be so.

The Scientologists have no chance against the overwhelming might of our lord and master. ALL HAIL XENU!!!

[Ghost in the Machine]

35. !!!

:spray: :rofl:



You win!!


:hi:


Ghost

[Danger Mouse]

38. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[Deja Q]

14. Relationship woes, the new DVD didn't arrive, want to enlist?

There. 3 for the price of 1! :P

[Danger Mouse]

15. Me. I am the thread killer.

Guaranteed.

[GenDem]

17. Me

See told you it was me. :nopity:

[Dervill Crow]

19. I consistently kill picture threads.

There's a less than 1% chance I won't kill this one.

[Race4Peace]

20. Bug Spray!

that got it :D

[wildhorses]

21. no problem

*wiping hands*

[Scarlett17]

22. Great. Another thing wildhorses made me do.

Thanks.

[wildhorses]

27. pfft---

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. The thread never lived that I could not kill.

[qnr]

24. I'm just replying because I know most likely it won't be me this time... since everyone

else will be trying to kill it.

Nice not being a thread-killer for a change!

[Left Is Write]

25. Me.

[enigmatic]

26. Me!

Especially since I just had some Garlic Bread!:)

[spacelady]

28. I have killed before & I am sure I will kill again.

Help me! Somebody help me!

[texanwitch]

29. I have a title to hold on to.

:headbang: :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

31. This is the Rasputin of threads.

But still, if anyone can kill it, it's me. I am become Death, Destroyer of Threads.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Me.

[stuntcat]

33. LEMME AT IT

see? ;)

[Bjornsdotter]

34. Avada Kedavra!

...it's me, it's always me!

[S n o w b a l l]

36. Me...just watch

Last one was when I posted about the myth of swollen scrotums. Now...deader than a door knob.

Sorry, I get the prize here.

:headbang:

[SPKrazy]

74. Shhhhh!

did you hear something?

[spacelady]

37. You have no idea. Speaking of doorknobs, what's slicker than

snot on a doorknob?

[azmouse]

41. How about snot on a greased, glass doorknob?

:evilgrin:

[catmandu57]

39. Clear Clear

I'll shock this sucker back to life, it's not going to die dammit, not today.

[joneschick]

40. this one time, when I was at band camp---

there, that ought to do it. :hi:

[Marie26]

42. So you want to hear the details of the Rule Against Perpetuities?

See, no contingent interest is good unless it vests within 20 years of a life in being at the time that interest was created, unless it deals with a charity-to-charity exception, in which case the property may vest in perpetuity, unless the vested interest is based upon a condition precedent upon an individual entity... :)

ETA: Yes! Thread-killa!

[mentalsolstice]

69. Nope that's the law student killer

Ah, the good old days of 1st year, and weeding out the weaker from the strong...

[BlueIris]

43. Actually, I don't know what to do...is this good enough?

[Hugin]

44. Ha!

AMATEURS!

Muwhahahahahahaha... ha!

[dropkickpa]

45. Me

I'll post a well thought out and articulated response, and the sound of crickets and a thread plummeting (akin to an elevator with a snapped cable) will be heard.

[Hugin]

46. Sorry...

It's going to be me!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

47. Me!

[Hugin]

48. Nope.

Ain't going to happen... I have superior bladder control.

[grace0418]

49. Me apparently.

I start a thread and hear nothing but crickets. The other day I started a thread and got 2 or 3 replies at most, but someone else started a very similar thread and the replies went on for hours.

[eyepaddle]

50. You certainly killed this thread,

Errrr, wait a minute. ;)

[catmandu57]

51. I could get it locked tight

that would kill it deader than old marley, but that's too easy.

[Hugin]

52. Two words:

Cloned Veal.

[texanwitch]

53. I don't think so.

I work from home now.

I killed at least 6 threads yesterday.


Ya'll can try but I will win.

[Hugin]

54. You see...

The trick is to get in as soon as possible after the last person.

[eyepaddle]

55. Is that

how it works?

[Hugin]

56. Absolutely.

No question about it.

[wildhorses]

57. i see you had to call out the swat team--stampede away

sound of hoofbeats trampling this thread *war of 1812 overture plays in background*

[Hugin]

59. LoL!

Well I'm listening to the theme from, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly".

[wildhorses]

60. that works too--

:rofl:

[Hugin]

61. The extended dance version.

;)

[wildhorses]

62. did you see the film dogville?

w/ nicole kidman. paul bettany and lauren bacall?

[Hugin]

63. Nope.

Why do you ask?

[wildhorses]

65. i watched it last night--

like a play on film. i see why it was not a monetary success. the general public probably thinks it is aboring piece of shit. i thought it was very interesting in concept, design, story, allergorical and very brave of nicole and the rest of the cast. james caan is also in it and that woman in station agent and pieces of april...what is her name...patricia clarke...something like that...need to google one of those right quick

anyway, if you like quirky, off-beat stuff...that is NOT mainstream:shrug:


on edit: patricia clarkson!!

here is a link: http://imdb.com/title/tt0276919/

[Hugin]

70. Cool... I'll check it out.

Not that I'm particularly into quirky... But, I like quality movies, no-matter their popular appeal.

Sometimes, due to failed promotion or other factors good movies are overlooked.

[wildhorses]

71. let me know what you think--

if you haven't seen the station agent or pieces of april...i would recommend those as well.

do not expect to be spoonfed but, i think the 'quality' is there.

perhaps unique is a better word:shrug:

i gotta get of here...have a good one:hi:

[Hugin]

72. Tricky... Tricky...

Okay, I'll see if I can find them.

:hi:

[catmandu57]

58. This thread will never die

it's going to get in the Guinness record book.

[Hugin]

64. Yesssssss! I'm #1! #1!

Uh... Oops.

:yoiks:

[wildhorses]

67. #1 at what?

;)

[auntAgonist]

66. that would be ..

MOI.
me.

aA

[wildhorses]

68. ---

:hi:

[auntAgonist]

73. taking it off life support .. yup that's me.

[texanwitch]

75. This thread is still going.

:hi:

This thread is mine.