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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 12:58 AM
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I caught "The Gay" from a toilet seat at work
:P
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 05:41 AM
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1. but aren't the seats 'open front' to minimize contact...
:rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 06:01 AM
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2. I've caught "the gay" about eight or nine times, but never from a toilet seat.
Apparently, there's some sort of "24-hour GAY" that's
transmitted only by longtime male friends who drop by
my house with a 12-pack when my sweetie is out of town.




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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:39 AM
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6. "24 hour gay"
:rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 02:37 PM
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9. I got better.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 11:21 AM
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7. Either that, or your longtime male friends are very
very talented. :9

Care to introduce them to us?
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QMPMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 06:59 AM
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3. Doorknobs. I heard you could catch it from doorknobs.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:02 AM
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4. bed-knobs & broomsticks, especially broomsticks, you seen what it did to poor Harry Potter...
:headbang:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 07:21 AM
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5. don't they have shots for that?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 11:22 AM
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8. I've heard about those injections.
I've heard that they give you the gay. :P
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 03:02 PM
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10. I can't believe you allowed your bare ass to
touch an "un toilet paper cover protected" seat!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 03:04 PM
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11. You're full of shit.
Everyone knows that in order to actually contract "the Gay," you would've had to have been dipping your bare ass in contaminated bowl water.
Sheesh. Read a book, would'ja.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 03:05 PM
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12. I hear Lysol has a cure for that. n/t
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