I got "the exflunctication" from jpgay.

[asthmaticeog]

x(

[jpgray]

1. It's just as permanent as the French pox, unfortunately

:(

And I believe it's "the jpgay," thank you.

[asthmaticeog]

3. I just arrived from Naples.

[tigereye]

2. as opposed to the fungification?

hope you both feel better!

[lizziegrace]

4. I'm very sorry to hear that

It's obviously contagious. :(

[asthmaticeog]

5. By dose is ruddig.

I deed a dissue. :cry:

[lizziegrace]

7. Awww

:hug:

you're pitiful when you're sick.

[asthmaticeog]

12. If only you could have seen me *before* the illness.

[lizziegrace]

14. Nu uh...

I've met you in person, remember? And prefer you just the way you are. :)

[asthmaticeog]

15. What, you don't believe that before last summer

I was an African-American female bodybuilder? You calling me a liar? You calling me a liar? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FUCKING LIE ABOUT THAT, LIZZIEGRACE? :grr:

Except yeah, you're right, you totally busted me. :blush:

[lizziegrace]

17. Yep, you're busted

:)

hehehe









(I've gotta get to Cleveland...)

[asthmaticeog]

18. "I've gotta get to Cleveland..."

I've heard all those words before, but never in that order. :shrug:

[lizziegrace]

21. I need to drive to Cleveland

and visit family and friends. You included.

;)

[asthmaticeog]

23. OK, *that* I can parse.

[SOteric]

6. Oh dear. I guess one shouldn't share conductivity rings.

I suppose Hedges is next.

[asthmaticeog]

8. No, I only share needles with him.

[jpgray]

13. And because of that, my Stingchronicity LP doesn't play anymore.

[swimboy]

9. My futtock is fusty.

:(

[asthmaticeog]

10. Fuck you, fusting futtock.

:hi:

[jpgray]

11. I don't dare inquire about your baggywrinkle.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. What are the symptoms?

[asthmaticeog]

19. The casual dropping of arcane vocabulary.

And plenty of cold sores! :thumbsup:

[jpgray]

20. I'll leave you cold as a wagon tire, you judy.

[asthmaticeog]

22. Hobble your lip or go up the flume.

[jpgray]

24. Meet you at the dram shop. I'll put a brick in your hat before five, guttersnipe!

[asthmaticeog]

26. Take it on the heel and toe, Jack.

[ghostsofgiants]

25. Shit, then that means it's probably the clap. Greeeeeat.

[asthmaticeog]

27. Beats two in the belly from a burpgun, ya palooka.

[Susang]

28. I guess that's better than monkey pox

I heard that's what he gave to his Hedges! :wow: