OFFICIAL ASSHATTERY AWARDS NOMINATION THREAD

[jpgray]

Due to my gleeful anticipation of public superblock lists, I nominate myself.

[XNASA]

1. I second your self-nomination.

What I mean is, I nominate you too.

[jpgray]

2. I'd ask you not to neglect yourself, but I've seen the pictures

[Hugin]

3. I'd like to nominate the folks down at Kenmore...

who think CLOWNS are the way to sell washing machines.

[jpgray]

4. Clowns are terrifying

There's so much we agree on. :D

[Hugin]

5. Then you won't be surprised when I don't vote you into...

the halls of asshattery. ;)

:thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

6. What?

actual clowns? :scared:

[Hugin]

8. Yes...

Their latest ad campaign has half a dozen clowns emerging from a Washer/Dryer pair.

I was forced to take my Kenmore set down to the car crusher yesterday as a precaution.

[BarenakedLady]

10. That is the stuff of nightmares...

:scared:

Thank goodness mine is a Whirlpool...only pink elephants emerge from it.

[Hugin]

11. Believe me! I was shocked Consumer Reports failed to mention them...

It would certainly be of interest to consumers.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Good thinking. None of them escaped did they?

Fortunately, I only have a Kenmore microwave and it's too small for even midget clowns. :whew:

[Hugin]

15. Can't be sure...

I've got a call into the Clownorsist. But, until they can schedule an appointment, I've
hung pictures of William F. Buckley, Jr. on the walls of the laundry area.

[RedStateShame]

7. The Jennifer Hudson bandwagon

OK, she played a singer in a movie. You want me to let you in on a little secret? SHE ALREADY PLAYED A FRICKIN' SINGER ON TV!!! And, apparently, she didn't do that well, as she couldn't convince a karaoke reality show audience.

If she wins, go ahead and cast Richard Hatch for your big screen adaptation of "Robinson Crusoe."

[SOteric]

9. Oh but there's so many to chose from.

However will I decide...?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. I nominate who ever has the longest list.

:thumbsup:

[JVS]

14. If I had known that they'd make the superblock list public, I'd have never put so many people on it!

[Midlodemocrat]

16. YAY!!! I'm not on it.

:woohoo:

[JVS]

17. Just a little over a week ago I started a thread saying that all threadjackers would be nuked.

Of course people had to push it!

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Yeah, that was completely unforseeable.

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. It must be filled with total douchebags, for I am not on it.

I am merely a regular douchebag.

[Zuiderelle]

19. It's public?

Oh, ok, I found the thread in GD. This should be entertaining. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

21. It'll be public in T minus 37 minutes, I believe,.

When someone posts a thread, you'll be able to see who the poster has blocked from responding to them.

[Zuiderelle]

22. Excellent. It will be mayhem and madness from there on out!

There will be screaming and gnashing of teeth I bet. I can't wait. :bounce:

[Hugin]

23. Equal time

:kick:

[Susang]

24. I nominate Dookus!

:evilgrin:

Man, I miss that little troublemaker! :-(

[HEyHEY]

25. I nominate whoisalhedges