Since it would kill me otherwise, my SOTU drinking game is to drink only at true things

[Rabrrrrrr]

Whenever Shitface says something that's true, THEN I'll drink.

If I drank at every lie, or hem and haw, or other nasty thing that FuckFace McCokehead does, I'd be dead before he's finished slurring his litany of lies out of his cocaine benumbed anus he speaks out of.

I have a feeling I won't be drinking at all, unless he says one of the few things he doesn't lie about, like "My dad, George" or "My mom, Barbara" or "I'm hepped up on airplane glue".

[Midlodemocrat]

1. You won't even have to get a glass.

[Richard Steele]

2. So, none for you then.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Yep - gonna be a pretty dry night.

[crim son]

4. K&R.

Seriously.

[azmouse]

5. Duuude! You won't get to drink very much!

If Chucklenuts ever said anything even close to the truth his head would explode.



I'd pay to see that! :smoke:

[Downtown Hound]

6. You won't even crack your beer open. n/t

[Critters2]

7. You could do this with no booze in your house at all.

Hell, you could do this fast asleep in a room with no electronic communications equipment. In fact, I'll commit to doing it your way. That way, I can do a SOTU drinking game, AND go to my mock interview.
Thanks for a great idea!