Ever play "Hinky-Dink"?

[trof]

You give a description and the answer is a two word rhyme.
You start, the others have to guess.
Winner gets to go next.

Like "A hard wiggler".
A firm worm.

Azure footwear
blue shoe

Wanna play?

Addendum:
Hinky Dink has one syllable answers.
Hinky Dinky, two.
And Hinkety Dinkety has 3 syllable answers.

And I'm still remembering rules.
You can JUST play Hinky Dink.
Or any of the above syllabic variations.
If all types are in play you should say if it's a Hinky Dink, Hinky Dinky, etc.

[Lyric]

1. I thought it was called Hinkety Pinkety, but yes, I love that game :)

Yes, I am easily amused. Carry on!

[trof]

6. That's a higher level. I'll explain:

Hinky Dink has one syllable answers.
Hinky Dinky, two.
And Hinkety Dinkety has 3 syllable answers.

[Lyric]

12. Ohhh.

I didn't know there was a difference with the syllables. Thanks for the enlightenment!

[Blue-Jay]

2. A penis stone?

[Lyric]

4. Cock rock

Offensively odiferous fruit preserves?

[Hugin]

5. Smelly Jelly

Corn of a close proximity?

Edit: Oops!

[Lyric]

10. up-close dextrose? near ear?

Competent meal surface

[Blue-Jay]

11. delete

[northzax]

28. the last one at least

able table.

[Hugin]

35. Near Ear is correct. (end of sub-thread)

[Hugin]

3. Ore on an incline?

[Lyric]

17. Rolled gold?

[trof]

21. I thought of that but it's a bit of a stretch.

:shrug:

[Hugin]

23. A couple also?

Yeah, rolled gold. :)

[trof]

24. Blue jay got it in wrong reply.

;-)

[Blue-Jay]

7. Sean's radio show?

edit: (a Hinkety Dinkety, I guess)

[trof]

8. Hannity Insanity. That's a Hinkety Dinkety.

[Blue-Jay]

9. I was going for "calamity", but that works.

I like this game.

[trof]

13. Instrument for tracing letters. Hinky Dinky.

[Blue-Jay]

15. Pencil Stencil!

[trof]

19. Well, stencil pencil, but BINGO!

[Blue-Jay]

14. Similar to hops & barley?

[Hugin]

18. near beer

A couple also?

[Blue-Jay]

22. two too!

wise man's frumpy dress?

[Lyric]

16. Unusual white-collar crime? nt

[northzax]

20. odd fraud? nt

[trof]

25. Hinky Dink: Pelt cooked in hot oil.

[northzax]

27. fried hide?

n'est ce pas?

[trof]

30. oui

[northzax]

26. dinky: a gorilla in school? nt

[Blue-Jay]

29. Overly enthusiastic lover of lollipops?

[trof]

33. Tell me it ain't sucker f*cker?

Please?

[Blue-Jay]

36. hahaha!

[Hugin]

31. Aggressive Pathogen? (Hinky-dink)

[northzax]

41. firm germ?

that ain't right though.

[Hugin]

42. Good guess!

But, I was thinking 'Bold Mold'.

[northzax]

44. ooh, didn't even get to mold in my head

oh well.

[northzax]

32. a well used Playboy? (dink)

[trof]

51. The mag?

[northzax]

53. fo shizzle

hence the capital P...:)

[northzax]

34. an oft-tipsy blowhard? (dink)

[Hugin]

39. Lush Rush?

[northzax]

40. ding ding ding!

[Blue-Jay]

37. A topical entry: "Surge"

x(

[northzax]

38. stupid f**kin idea?

hey, it doesn't rhyme, but it fits.

[Blue-Jay]

43. wise man's polynesian clothing?

[northzax]

46. how about a monosyllabic polynesian skirt?

since I can't guess yours :(

[Blue-Jay]

47. Guru muumuu.

It sort of rhymes....

[northzax]

48. nice-

mine was a dipthong sarong...

[Blue-Jay]

45. Entrance to a house of ill repute?

[northzax]

49. ok

whore door?

[northzax]

50. a yellow oil company?

two syllables...

[northzax]

52. an exclusionary pound and bob?

hinky dinky, of course.

[northzax]

54. a fussy, yet sleepy, insect?

two syllables...

[Blue-Jay]

58. A Sluggard Bugger?

I give up.

[northzax]

60. prissy tsetse

obscure, I know...

[northzax]

55. a tired carpetbagger?

two syllables.

[northzax]

56. unclean cliff top dwelling?

two syllables...

[northzax]

57. Shrek's feathers?

two, of course

[Blue-Jay]

59. Toon's plumes?

Not two syllables, though.

Hmmm.

[northzax]

61. ogre's eider...

sorry! :)