*** Official "Hoping Bush has nervous breakdown on LIVE TV tonight" thread ***

Poll_Blind

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Tue Jan-23-07 09:15 PM
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  Just sayin'. I mean, like maybe pull a slice of lint-covered bologna from his coat pocket and reflectively take a few bites during an applause break. Or producing a bright-orange and green hand puppet to explain a portion of his agenda.

  Or, my favorite, during a particularly long round of applause moving from behind the podium and visibly pissing his slacks while saluting the attendees.

  Oh, it's starting...

  People! Think "Piss your slacks, jackass!"

PB

(...pissyerslacks,pissyerslacks,pissyerslacks,pissyerslacks...)

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NNadir

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Tue Jan-23-07 09:18 PM
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1. How would this be different from his previous addresses?

Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 09:19 PM by NNadir

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Poll_Blind

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Tue Jan-23-07 09:20 PM
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2. Well, his slacks _would_ be the darkest ever... n/t

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Redstone

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Tue Jan-23-07 09:35 PM
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3. Oh, that's funny. Thanks for a good chuckle before I go hit the rack.

Redstone

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