The Ex-Addict of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying,

"So ya see, I got the buzz! Like I'm the king freakin' bee and it's summer and
I'm seven years old again, but this time big enough to cut brush with a chainsaw!
And I can't help it if I'm knee deep in boughs and limbs and weeds and bushes. Heck,
a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. You bet! Cause I gots de buzz! And the ol'
Texas air full a hot insects ready to explode, diving at cars just ta commit suicide, WOW!
You bet, I gots da buzzz in my bonnet. And the dry heat that makes you hete just
about everything that moves, especially on two feet . . . You freakin' out loud wanta
bet! I gots da BUZZZZZZ! Wow."

Connie is thinking:

"Where do we keep the life vests?"

[GOPisEvil]

1. Why the fuck am I sitting in the back of this bus?

Hasn't your ass heard of Rosa Parks??

[wryter2000]

2. LMAO!!!!!

eom

[GOPisEvil]

4. I guess they're not in a bus...but it looked like one at first glance!

:-)

[skip fox]

7. Hey, no reason to apologize. You CAPTIONs them as you

sees them. And it was a good 'un!

:toast:

[wryter2000]

3. Which part of "rehab" didn't he understand?

eom

[Az]

5. Who knew the Grinch was a chick? n/t

.

[Az]

6. Despite intense concentration

Condi finds she cannot wish Shrub to the cornfield.

Its a Twilightzone reference.

[cosmicdot]

8. W: We're staying focused ... focused on creating jobs with tax cuts ...

... and, by exporting jobs overseas; and, putting all of our eggs in the businesses we sole-sourced for huge taxpayer cost plus contracts basket which don't need any oversight ... who knows how better to make a profit than these businesses ... hey, we saw unemployment numbers come down and that has nothing to do with people who have just given up ... people with money are consuming ... I'm going to stay focused until whatever we've said stays or goes ... up or down ... whatever ... and, I feel like I am more focused when I'm at the ranch ... which we now call Prairie Chapel to keep you focused on my inside connections ... we're not going to plan any October surprises I don't think ... I'm gonna be clearing brush ... it clears my eyes and mind ... I found an old horseshoe once ... and some old cure-all medicine bottles another time ... I'm hoping to fine a lamp with a genie so I can make some wishes ... one idea I'm going to be focusing on came from one of our Republican team leaders ... it has something to do with scratch tickets ... I'm going to focus on this idea while I keep on top of things in Crawford ... it's a focused working vacation ... which I need cause I think I have a log in my eye ... they're all irritated and stuff ...

[skip fox]

12. Gracenotes throughout!

"I found an old horseshoe once ... and some old cure-all medicine bottles another time"

damned lovely!

:toast:

[underpants]

9. Looks like W needs to have more FOCUS

and something tells me that a month OFF is not the way to do it.

[underpants]

10. Condi to mothership: the image transmission is weak, bad reception -STOP

Breaking up please realign satellites-STOP

[underpants]

11. Condi has an epiphany:Holy s**t what have I been doing?

After the Soviet Union fell I new I was adrift and found myself as relevant as a typewriter repairman but how could I have tuned out logic and reason to the extent that I signed on with this f**ktard.....

[LuLu550]

13. "I'm losing 'em cap'in....

the transporter is malfunctioning!

[skip fox]

14. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:


(By the way, W. DID end with question and answer period saying he had "the buzz." He was talking about going to Crawford.)