Hello. My name is SeattleGirl, and I'm a DU-aholic!

[SeattleGirl]

And I think I've been assimilated! :rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

1. ...........

:spank: :spank:




:hide:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Oooh, baby baby!

It hurts so good!!! :rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

3. I'll beat the addiction outta ya

one way, or another!

:D

[SeattleGirl]

6. Bwahahahaha!

It's gonna take a lot -- my addiction is pretty damned strong!

[Broken_Hero]

9. I understand, I'm addicted too....

its not so bad an addiction, as addictions go....:D

[SeattleGirl]

10. True. At least with THIS addiction, we get fun, naughtiness,

and edumicated!

[Broken_Hero]

12. naughtiness?

at DU....

I plead the fifth....


:hide:

[SeattleGirl]

14. Sorry, dude. I got the goods on you!

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

16. Well, I guesss...there is only one thing I can do....

[SeattleGirl]

17. ROFL!

You just crack me up! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Is this part of Step One?

Or are you just post-whoring?



:yoiks:

[SeattleGirl]

7. Post-whoring????? ME?????

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. You're right

It oughta be me. I'm about 120 shy of 20,000. :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Really??? Well, then get to post-whoring, man!

I just passed 25,000 the other day, and I've only been a member since May '05! THAT'S post-whoring! :woohoo:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Nah

I'll let it take its natural course.









Until it gets to within about 50. Then it's Slut City.

[SeattleGirl]

18. I'll be on the lookout for THAT!

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

5. HOWDY SeattleGal

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Howdy, Skittles!!!!

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

19. Hello, my name is MissHoneychurch

May I join the group??

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Hey, you are already a member in good standing!

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

23. Darn

I thought I could sneak in without the other new members noticing my good standing already

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

24. No way, chica!

No way! Your reputation precedes you! :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

28. You mean

the 17.000 something posts since May 2005 show something???? :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Oh, sure

With a keyboard hastily stuffed into your pants?

I don't think so.

:eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

26. *SNORK!!!!*

You owe me a keyboard, dude!!! :spray: :spray: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Hey, you're the group leader

Take it from MissH's trou.

:P

[MissHoneychurch]

33. It was your fault

so why should I be punished for it??

:spank:

Oh wait, spaninking isn't a punishment for you :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Wait a minute

SeattleGirl, the High Priestess of the Lounge Naughty Girls, reaching into your pants qualifies as "punishment"? :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

36. 'scuse me, dude. But it's Miss SeattleGirl, The Reverend

High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure, if you don't mind! :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Eek!

Good thing I didn't say "Incontinentia Buttocks."

[SeattleGirl]

41. Stop it! It's too freakin' late for me to be laughing this hard!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. But not for me

I get to imagine stuff jigglin'.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

46. I'm a jigglin', I tell ya!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. I just channeled Ricky Ricardo

"Keep jigglin', Peggy. Keep jigglin'."

[MissHoneychurch]

38. For you

watching, yes

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. I need to explain something to you

When two women love each other very, very much, men should be allowed to watch.

[SeattleGirl]

43. !!!!!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :rofl:

QUIT IT!!!!! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. What?

And give up all the perks of being the Official Jester to the High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure?

[SeattleGirl]

47. Your post is not good without a pic of you being the Official Jester!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Fine

I shall jest on you with my impersonation of Harpo Marx, while a baseball player gets confused about the meaning of "Talk to the hand."

[MissHoneychurch]

50. Yeah yeah yeah

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Aw, they don't love each other very, very much

They're just horny. :eyes:




I'm a little worried about those microphones, though. :scared:

[MissHoneychurch]

52. That they might lose their minnocent???

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. That they might lose their ovaries

Those mikes are electric, y'know. :scared:




Well, wait. I dunno who those two are, but frying a few of their reproductive organs might be a good thing.

[MissHoneychurch]

55. They are called t.a.t.u.

a Russian duo who were big some years ago because they behaved lesbian in their music videos and on stage. But the girls really weren't. It was all a management strategy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1oiayl68MU&mode=related&search=

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. Stupid managers

They tried the same strategy with the Marx Brothers. Fortunately, it didn't work.


It didn't? Then what'll I do with all these toasters?




I gotta go to bed. You and the Reverend High Priestess behave, k?

:loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

60. She went to bed as well

so you aren't missing anything naughty

:loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

27. I don't need to pretend

I have something in my pants :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

29. I. Will. NOT. Let. My. Mind. Go. There.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. I shouldn't

But I probably will.

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

32. Not???

*innocent smile*

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

34. Absolutely NOT. It would ruin my pristine reputation!

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

37. You have a pristine reputation???

:spray:

Just because you are the High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure doesn't mean you can invent pristine whatever for yourself :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

39. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

You have me laughing out loud, and my cat is looking at me as if to say, "Mommy, you are freakin' INSANE!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[calimary]

20. Hi - my name is calimary and I am a DU-holic.

Seriously addicted. Not looking for a 12-step program for this one.

[SeattleGirl]

22. Hi calimary!

There's no recovery for this "addiction", so you're fine! :hi:

[calimary]

62. Thanks!

Did you see my latest (at the risk of exposing myself as a card-carrying, unapologetic DU whore)?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3076232

Enjoy. I sure enjoy DU. It's kept me sane throughout most of this horrible nightmare.

[Robeson]

54. Hi, my name is Robeson, and I'm in denial....

...hey, it's the American way!

[MissHoneychurch]

56. Very much in denial

:rofl:

[Robeson]

57. You do understand us, don't you?....

...;-) :thumbsup:

[MissHoneychurch]

58. Yup

since I am part of the problem :D

:loveya:

[GalleryGod]

61. I'm surprised you have any time, with a daughter getting married

It's cra-ZY around here! And it isn't going to stop until August.
I find the D.U.J.H.S. cafeteria very amusing, far from addictive.





eom. go in peaceO8)

[SPKrazy]

63. 'Course You Have

it was all part of the plan Sis!

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :patriot:

[SeattleGirl]

64. Dude, I thought you were going to bed!!!

I'm gonna tell mom!!! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

70. I Must Be A DU 'holic

cause I said I was going to bed but still posted on here last night after that

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

65. My name is CaliforniaPeggy, and I am most certainly a DU-

-aholic!

We have all been assimilated, and resistance is futile!

No 12-step cures for this chickie, either!

:crazy:

[texanwitch]

66. My name is Texanwitch and I am so a DU-aholic.

Why fight it.

[Nicole]

67. You sure are!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

68. Here's the proof, as if it's needed!

DU-aholic? You betcha! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

71. The Question Is

did you know this whole thread was an intervention for you Nicole?

:rofl:

[Nicole]

76. No it's not!

:P

[SPKrazy]

78. Denial

the classic symptom

:rofl:


I can help you :rofl:

:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

79. You think so?

:P

[SPKrazy]

80. Oh, I Know I Could Help You

the question is with what?

I can think of a few things

but I can't say them here

:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

86. Oh, you sound so

sure of yourself. :P

[SPKrazy]

87. I Am

about this!

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

72. ROFL!!!!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

77. I just had to do it.

:rofl:

[AirmensMom]

69. Resistance is futile.

:rofl:



:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[Shine]

73. LOL! It's good to step away for a while.

I can relate to being addicted to this place. It gets ridiculous sometimes....

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

74. Hi Shine!

Yeah, I decided that I'm on it way too much, especially during the day (I'm off work today, though). Decided to have a "DU Treat" after finishing several projects or reports, and post mostly in the evenings.

:hug:

[Shine]

75. Yeah, I "pop in" every now and then and before I know it

hours have gone by....

:eyes:

[wildhorses]

81. hi my name is wildhorses---uhhh---er---well you see it is like this

i have a problem...my computer yeah thats it:think:


my computer is stuck at this site called du...


i think i need to call tech service or something:P


:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

83. Oh sure, blame it on the computer!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

85. not buying it are ya?

lets face it--i'm hopeless


as an insomniac let just say thank you du for being here!!

[KitchenWitch]

82. Me too!

I will be relying on DU a lot in the near future.

[SeattleGirl]

84. And we're here for you, Kitchey!

:loveya: