Condiment ONE DU'er

[BikeWriter]

I'll condiment Lionesspriyanka, who started the thread I copycatted, besides, she's beautiful!

[Robeson]

1. Well....there's this tombstoned DU'er I'm thinking of......

...and would love to throw on a condiment on him, that is kind of runny, and....

[BikeWriter]

2. Okay, cool. If I may suggest a condiment?

[BikeWriter]

3. Perhaps you'd prefer a Grey Poupon?

[Robeson]

4. Actually, I was thinking of something more dark and stinky.....

...if you know what I mean....:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

9. Aww, hell. I don't think we have a commercial brand of that...

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[BikeWriter]

7. Ha ha ha ha ha! You're not going to kick his ass?

[Skittles]

8. oh, he pays me to do that

:D

[BikeWriter]

10. Good, Sweety. You always do a good job, too.

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[LaurenG]

6. My husband is a DU'er and I think I'll condiment him

though I'd prefer a light and fluffy topping. I'll take the Soy whipped cream for and with him.

[BikeWriter]

13. Soy whipped cream,,, yes, we have that in stock.

[LaurenG]

15. Yes that's it!

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

28. That stuff rocks.

:9

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. Who's your husband?

[LaurenG]

20. This guy, and I know it'll be hard to believe by the user name and all

but it's LoveOHBlues, who rarely comes by anymore.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. That's right.

I think I remember him posting once.

[Ghost in the Machine]

12. ok.... I would *really* like to condiment crim son with this..

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

14. WHOO HOO!

[LaurenG]

16. So this IS a sex thread ?

IBTL :bounce: :rofl:

[crim son]

29. Lucky for you I'm not a vegan.

Bring it on! :rofl:

[sniffa]

17. i'd say haruka but

she's saLty enough.

[BikeWriter]

18. Soy whassup with you?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. I am salty.

[otherlander]

22. That's it!

I'm salting you for that!

[BikeWriter]

25. It's salt and battery! I'm telling!

[xchrom]

23. like potato chips -- i can't condiment just one duer.

but boy oh boy -- there are a couple that i could really relish...

[BikeWriter]

24. Ha ha ha ha! :-)

[JVS]

26. ok

Mustard You!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. Is ZombyWoof on here?

Hey...Guinness is a condiment! ;-)

[crim son]

30. Nobody will be surprised that I think Starbucks Anarchist

pairs delightfully well with steak sauce. O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Oddly enough, LostinVA goes good with hummus.

[jberryhill]

32. I was A-Salted by her once

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. I've been A-Salted by her more than once.

It's fun.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

34. And, I have fewer calories than the hummus

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. This is true.

:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

35. I'll sprinkle some colored granulated chocolate on fudge stripe cookays. -nt