Stop me if you've heard this one (No, it's not the brazillion joke)

[SteppingRazor]

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States."

[johnnie]

1. Heh

Not bad. :)

[soleft]

2. How about this one

Bush was trying to do a cross puzzle of a tiger and was getting frustrated. Finally he asked Cheney for help. Cheney looked at the box and said, "You idiot, these are frosted flakes!"

[Hugin]

3. :lol:

You win!

Although, the other one was way funny, too!

:rofl: