I discovered the best way ever to lose weight!!!!

[UndertheOcean]

3 Lean Cuisines a day : One for Breakfast , another for lunch , and finally one for dinner.

Plus one glass of 100% juice for breakfast , and one multivitamin...


I've been doing this for a week , and already I got the first "you look thinner" comment today.


Try it !

[Blue-Jay]

1. I prefer tapeworms.

But hey, to each his own!

[Q3JR4]

14. Lol....

[ellacott]

23. That reminds me of a 3 stooges episode

Moe was ordering breakfast and said:
"I'll have four slices of burnt toast and a rotten egg. I got a tapeworm and it's good enough for 'em."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. That's a starvation diet.

It's really unhealthy to do that. You're probably only taking in about 900 calories a day and that will fuck up your metabolism.

[UndertheOcean]

6. Around 1100 , but hey , Ido get the 50 required grams of protien..

to insure you don't lose muscle mass.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. That depends on your body weight.

1100 would be low for me and I'm only 105lbs.

You probably still need to be taking in more calories, so you don't hit a plateau.

[Left Is Write]

12. I agree with you. I take in almost twice that many calories, and I'm 115.

There are a lot of variables, of course, but I agree with you that 1100 calories is too few for almost any adult.

[u4ic]

3. I've heard

the Norovirus works well, too. :P

[Burma Jones]

4. I'm on the GD Diet

My skin is thinner already

[Nicole]

5. Do you work for Lean Cuisine?

:rofl:

I could never survive on a diet like that.

[UndertheOcean]

7. I sometimes cheat :( ... like when I got an extra 400 calories from a piece of garlic bread

I coveted...


But overall , I try to stick to it ....

[Nicole]

9. Well good for you if it's working

I covet garlic bread sometimes too. :)

[Taverner]

8. Cholera works well too

hehehehe - worked for me in Thailand.

[AlCzervik]

10. watch out for all that sodium, i eat them from time to time

i don't know if you have a gall bladder or not but after losing 100 pounds almost exclusively eating frozen diet meals i developed gallstones that were sodium based. Good luck.

[trof]

13. Are you a TEW!? "LOOKA ME! I'M A TEW!"

That commercial drives me up the wall.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

17. Me too..........

Nothing about health or a balanced diet, just "look how skinny I am!" and "my husband loves me again because I'm thin!". I guess it doesn't matter how healthy you are, as long as you look good. *sigh*

[trof]

18. "I feel SEXY." air. head.

[flvegan]

15. Not quite.

Matter of fact, not even close. Congrats on your comment, though. I wish you continued success.

[Merrick]

16. I've marooned myself on a deserted island

the energy it takes to find food burns more calories than the food has in it!

getting yourself thrown in prison also works - the food stinks and they dole it out at regular times, so no snacking!

[Deep13]

19. Three small meals does not sound like starvation.

People can live and actually thrive on far fewer calories than Americans generally think possible.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. You can live, but it's unhealthy.

It slows your metabolism and will make further weight loss difficult, if not impossible. Sure you can survive, but that does not mean it's healthy or that you can "thrive."

[Deep13]

22. Yeah, I know what you mean.

I'm thinking in my case, the unhealthy you describe might be a lot better than the unhealthy caused by hauling around extra weight of a bag of cement.

[hyphenate]

20. Try hyperglycemia for a few months

does wonders. (Of course if my doctor knew I wasn't taking my insulin, he'd take a frikkin fit!)

[Redstone]

24. Try the "Redstone Method:" Eat whatever you want, but before you do, eat a

10-ounce package of frozen broccoli (or its fresh equivalent).

Redstone