B I G F O O T: Ask (or tell) Me Anything.

[Lautremont]

Put your thoughts, scoffs, stories or queries down here.

[KamaAina]

1. Why do you suppose Bigfoot agreed to serve as Hillary's running mate?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3072109&mesg_id=3072109

[Lautremont]

7. Because he's an opportunist.

Check his voting record on the war for another clue...

[sasquatch]

2. What do you want to know?

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. If bigfoot is really real...and has been spotted for so many years...

how come no corpses lying around? Is there some sort of secret bigfoot burial ground...?

[pinniped]

4. Bigfoot believers believe their dead remains are taken away by other....

animals and subsequently consumed, never to be seen again.

One would think at least a skull would be found.

The Pacific Northwest is so big that no Bigfoot skeletal remains are found, yet, people seem to be running into Bigfoot on a regular basis.

[Lautremont]

6. I've taken many walks in the woods...

and never once found bear bones. That sounds glib, I know, but if - IF - the things exist, then probably the bones get scattered by other animals and covered over by leaves fairly quickly; and they'd be in fantastically remote areas to begin with, and not many of them to die and leave their bones anyway.

[chknltl]

8. Actually corpses don't last around here long...

Further logic: Of any population, one is much more likely to bump into a living specimen than a dead one. If that population is extremely rare then the odds of bumping into a dead one is even rarer. Sasquatch/Bigfoot populations, if they even exist would be quite small indeed and stumbling across a dead one at a time when one could easily see that this was not a bear...well you begin to understand how unlikely that would be.

Speaking of bears...we have a population of bears here too, a population much larger than any sasquatch populations yet it is very much a rarity to find their carcasses in our wilds. It would be interesting to hear from those who spend much of their time in our wilderness, loggers, foresters, rangers, and etc. exactly how many bear carcasses the individual has run into in their lifetimes. I am strongly suspecting it would be a VERY small percentage of them who can honestly say that they have stumbled across even one.

I am reluctant to even post this because I sound like some kind of know-it-all. (I am not) Your question is quite legitimate, it is the same one I asked of an archaeologist friend of mine who DOES spend a whole lot of his time tromping through these woods. He does not believe in sasquatch yet he responded to this question as I just did and it seems to make sense to me now too.
:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

5. I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem.

It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.

[AWESOM-O]

9. Helpful tip:

Don't drive a Bigfoot down the highway in the middle of a traffic jam and shave at the same time.

[Little Wing]

10. Bigfoot is less fuel effecient than a tank

and each of its wheels weights more than your typical car. The driver rides in a rollcage.

It was followed by Bigfoot2, Bigfoot3, Bigfoot4, and if I remember correctly SuperFoot.

It started the ridiculous craze of monster truck rallies, but shit getting crushed by overly sized trucks gets a redneck off and prevents them from putting their tiny brains into something that would hurt all of us.

[wildhorses]

11. you know what they say about bigfoot?

large shoe:P

[AlCzervik]

12. is it true-Bigfoot=Troop hater?

or does Bigfoot hate the troops. It was a fox news poll.

[blitzen]

13. oregonbigfoot.com (national database of Bigfoot sightings)

http://www.oregonbigfoot.com/database.php