Obscene Lyrics To Pop Tunes

[jberryhill]

This habit seems to run in my family.

Does anyone else come up with obscene alternative lyrics to pop tunes?

[skygazer]

1. All the time

Most often at work, where I have to listen to an endless loop of the same damn songs over and over and over again.

I have to restrain myself from singing my versions out loud.

[NC_Nurse]

2. Oh yeah!

All the time. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Nah, we never did that with the Beach Boys or anything

Sittin' in my car outside your ho-ouuuse

Can't wait to get my hands inside of your blo-ouuuse

:7

[jberryhill]

8. I do "Slurper Girl" at Karaoke

You can never tell if the DJ will cut you off, because half of the crowd is pale-faced shocked, and the other half is laughing their heads off.

The Beach Boys have two songs with the word "Woody" already in them.

Little Slurper,
Little One,
Made my pants come all undone,
Will you do me,
Will you, Slurper Girl...

I have watched you on the shore,
Giving -----s like a w----,
Will you do me,
Will you, Slurper Girl,

I could ride your --- forever,
We could have some fun,
With my woody, I will take you,
Every time I c--

So I say, from me to you,
Please don't let my b---- turn blue,
Will you do me,
Will you, Slurper Girl

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. LOL!

Oh, that's awful. :rofl:



I'm brain-cramping, though. What's the other Beach Boys song with "Woody"? :shrug:



Oh, nemmind — "We're loadin' up the Woody with the boards on the sides and headin' out singin' our song."

[jberryhill]

17. You see what I mean

Woody... head...

Rock n' Roll really was about sex.

If you do Karaoke... give it a try.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Oh, hell, the term 'rock 'n' roll'

was a euphemism for sex.



Hail, hail, Rock 'n' Roll!

[Fleshdancer]

4. I don't but my husband does all the time

I'm not sure why he has the talent but it's pretty damn funny.

[jberryhill]

9. I'm wondering if it's a guy thing

My dad did it. Drove my mom nuts.

My brother does it. Drove his wife nuts.

I do it. My wife makes the apologies...

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. I consider myself as the X-rated Weird Al

I've made up versions to a few songs..

should I post the lyrics?

naw, probably not... might be too inflamatory....

But here's a sample (sung to the tune of Elvis' "All Shook Up")

Well bless my soul, what's wrong with me
Why does it hurt when I take a pee

I got V.D.
UH!
I'm all clapped up...... Uhhhhuhhhhuhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhuuhhhhhh
I'm all clapped up!

Now please don't ask me how I got this way
I was really drunk, so it's hard to say
There's only one cure for this condition of mine
and that's a shot of penicillian right in my behind
I got V.D.
UH!
I'm all clapped up.......

:rofl:

Ghost

[bamademo]

6. This will show my age but here goes...

Lovin' Spoonful "Summer in the City"

Hot Time, Summer in the City
Get your hands off my titty
Move down just a little bitty
Then you'll find something better than a titty.

"Take a letter, Maria"

Take a letter, Maria
Address it to my wife
Say I want be coming home
to f*ck her tonight.


"Strangers in the Night"

Strangers in the night behind the bushes
Strangers in the night exchanging pushes
It turned out so right
for Strangers in the night.
Screww-bee-do-bee-do, scew-do-bee

[jberryhill]

13. Second verse..

Stranger in the night,
You think I'm weird, but
I'm stranger in the night....

[Strawman]

7. Oh I've got a million of 'em

[jberryhill]

15. Just one?

[Lyric]

10. It's nice to know someone else does that too!

Now ThinkBlue1966 and I don't have to feel like we're the only freaks in this world. :rofl:

[Dukkha]

11. Beatles Yesterday

syphilis
It all started with just a kiss
now it really hurts to take a piss
Oh I believe I have a cyst

[jberryhill]

12. Now here's a question

A LOT of them reference STD's, don't they?

[jberryhill]

14. Beatles - All My Luggage

Close your eyes and then ---- me,
'Cause I'm feeling lucky,
And I hope that you're horny too,
And although I'm not gay,
Sometimes I swing that way,
And I'll bring home what he had, to you.

All those fluids,
I'll bring home to you,
All those fluids,
And you'll catch it too.

[SoyCat]

18. I prefer to write obscene lyrics for hymns.

[jberryhill]

20. Kinky...

Makes me want to write sacred lyrics for Zappa tunes, just to top that.