Where's Nicole? NICOLE? I'm steaming mad!!!

[crim son]

I dreamt about George Bush last night. :puke: :puke: :puke:

I my have a shower and then pour boiling water into my eye sockets to disinfect my brain. :puke: :puke: :puke:

[BarenakedLady]

1. Oh you poor thing.

I'm so very very sorry for you.

:hug:

:hi:

[Hugin]

2. I find a couple of spritzes of Lysol in your ears works...

But, that's faulty lounge advice.

[crim son]

13. Look what graywarrior posted below.

Self-immolation may be the only answer.

[Hugin]

17. Yes, alas... Self-immolation is the path you must follow.

I'll hold your thongs.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Dear God...

:scared: :hug:

[crim son]

14. I know.

Hold me, SA! I'm scared! :scared:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. Oh, if I have to.

:hug: :D

[mainegreen]

4. Did Laura watch?

I keed! I keed!

That is awful though.

[crim son]

5. Deeply disturbing. Deeply!

He morphed into a Planet of the Apes-type character. :scared: I can say no more without feeling ill.

[graywarrior]

6. Who was on top?

O, and I recommended this. It's so hot.

[crim son]

7. Monkey boy was on top

legs splayed like a toad. (slaps forehead) Make it stop, graywarrior!

[graywarrior]

8. He's thinking of you

[fizzgig]

9. you really should have put a warning on that

i'm going to go bleach my eyes now

[crim son]

11. Me too.

I think my very soul has been scarred.

[crim son]

10. ...

:spray: HO LY SHIT! EEEEEWWWWWWWW! Damn you woman. You will suffer for this, as Cruise is my witness! :spank:

[graywarrior]

12. Mmmm-waaaaaaa. Pant pant.

[crim son]

15. Don't drag out the McCain full-body grope

or I'm going to sh** myself.

[graywarrior]

16. You may need a bleach douche 3X per day for a week.

You mean this one?

[crim son]

20. Yeah. Come to Papa!

Two more inches and there'd be groinal contact.

[graywarrior]

22. Better known as The Vertical Bop

[SPKrazy]

19. Bwahhhaaahhaaa!

too bad

I don't see Nicole here

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

21. I have to think of a wicked punishment for her.

Would you like to be the one to inflict it? :P

[SPKrazy]

23. You Know I Would!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

24. Make her pray to this.....

[SPKrazy]

25. Gawdess, I Wouldn't Do That To Anyone

especially Nicole, unless that's what she wanted

:rofl:

[Nicole]

34. No!!!!!!!!

Keep that evil thing away from me. :scared:

[SPKrazy]

37. See Gray!

I told ya that was bad!

:mad:

[Nicole]

42. Very bad!

and very scary! :hide:

[SPKrazy]

45. -_-

I'll protect ya from it!

:evilgrin: :hug:

[Nicole]

66. Thanks

I think. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

69. ???

you "think?"





i know!



:thumbsup: :evilgrin:

[Nicole]

33. She's here now

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

38. Oh No!

:evilgrin:

what do we do now?

:shrug:

[mentalsolstice]

26. But at least you slept and hopefully the worst is over with...

Your subconscious has probably been purged now. Thanks to Nicole...I laid awake all night, with my eyes wide open...terrified of the bogeyman...and what would surely happen if I closed my eyes!

[crim son]

27. That's a positive spin!

For you, of course, the outlook is not so good :P

[idgiehkt]

28. what did Nicole do to everyone?

what did I miss?

[crim son]

29. Here. She is not the originator,

but like Typhoid Mary, she spreads the disease, willy nilly.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6104587&mesg_id=6104587

[mentalsolstice]

30. You survived it!

I take solace in that fact. Hopefully, we'll both come out of this without having to endure too many years of therapy. WTF, I'm sending Nicole the bill...

[Nicole]

35. Sorry about that

:rofl:

[Nicole]

31. Are you looking for me?

:hide:

[Nicole]

32. Sorry about your dream

:P

[crim son]

36. You! YOU!

You... you... you you, you! :P

I've gotten over my rage if not the vomiting shivers. :spank: You are a bad, bad girl!

[SPKrazy]

39. Hey

that's my job

:spank: Nicole

:rofl:

[crim son]

40. Well, I have to stop now anyway, since it's eleven

and I swore I'd go to bed. Please take over.

[SPKrazy]

41. ROFL!

:rofl:


I'm aiming for 11 here

[Nicole]

43. Me! Me!

I'm glad I got here after your fit of rage. :P

I'm going to stand clear until the vomiting shivers go away. :rofl:

I admit that I was a bad, bad girl for that one. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

44. You Are Lucky That She Went To Bed And Put Me In Charge

OF YOUR PUNISHMET :evilgrin:

:spank: :spank:


don't believe me, read upthread

[Mary Tyler Moore]

47. That looks like

a spanking quartet.

[SPKrazy]

50. MTM! Jump Right In!

you naughty girl!

[Mary Tyler Moore]

51. I may have a ping pong paddle with the felt missing.

Or do you provide the paddles?

[SPKrazy]

52. BYOP

or we can supply you with some if you are so inclined to use ours

[Mary Tyler Moore]

53. I'll just use yours

I must warn you, I am not proficient in spanking, but I am willing to learn.

[SPKrazy]

54. I'm Here To Teach You Then

bend over and grab your ankles and get ready to be spanked

:spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

55. Public Flogging

I can check that off my To Do List.


Now, #26 has always been just out of reach.

[SPKrazy]

57. Tell Me About #26

we may be able to help out here

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

58. You twisted my arm...

It involves an arm twist, fresh pineapple, stilts, and a 6 ft man.

Pineapple is just outrageous this time of year.

[SPKrazy]

59. Well I'm A 6 Ft. Man- So Get Some Pineapple and I'll Get Stilts

and we'll meet in that back thread in the lounge that no one is in

[Mary Tyler Moore]

61. If I had a dime

bag, for everytime I heard that.

The stilts are for you.

[SPKrazy]

62. Can You Get A Dime Bag Anymore?

the stilts are for me, okay

[Nicole]

48. Uh oh!

I'm going to bed early myself then.

Bye!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

49. But......

no spanking????


x(

[Nicole]

67. Exactly

:P

[SPKrazy]

68. How About

:* :* :9 :evilgrin: :loveya: :hug: :patriot:

[SeattleGirl]

46. Girl, you are SOOOOOOOO bad!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[SPKrazy]

60. Ummm Sis, That Is MY JOB!

I get to spank Nicole!

It's what I want and crim son said I could do it!

besides she wants me to, I know it!

:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

63. How many times do I have to tell you, bro, I AM THE LEAD

SPANKER IN THE LOUNGE!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

64. Not For Nicole!

I get to spank her!

you go spank paddyblueeyes or something

I'm spanking Nicole!


:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

65. I know

:evilgrin:

[gemdem]

56. So are you stronger for the experience?

Figuring that which does not kill you makes you stronger. :-)