So, say Larry King or Jon Stewart wants a panel of posters to represent DU on their shows.

[graywarrior]

Pick 12 DU'rs you'd love to see being interviewed.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Okay.

Will Pitt
helderheid
kpete
matcom
hedges
Judi Lynn
Skinner
EarlG
Elad
LynneSin
underpants
sniffa


For reasons known only to moi.

:rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

70. OK. I demand a place, because I dated Larry King...in the 50s and 70s

but didn't marry him. I'm sure we have some flames left between us... and if not, he won't remember me at all since I haven't seen him since December 1971 when I took over his radio show after the night he was arrested.

This is a true story. I even have a picture of Larry from that era. Here it is:



Details available upon request.

In peace,

Radio Lady in Oregon

[Canuckistanian]

83. Wow, you're the rare example of someone he DIDN'T marry

Seems like there ARE some standards in this world.

[Radio_Lady]

92. Well, to set the record straight, he didn't ask me, either.

Here's a more recent photo of Larry, his family, and his young children, Chance and Cannon.



Thanks for your post!

[graywarrior]

94. I'm impressed.

I have no idea why. But I am.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Ok....

GrayWarrior
Sniffa
Haruka
Cboy4
Matcom
DS1 (he's still a DUer to me)
Skittles
SugarSmack
LeftyMom
Flvegan
Rev_Acts
Janesez

[graywarrior]

4. Censored Censored Censored! FCC would arrest and fine us.

[bicentennial_baby]

6. Exactly

:D

[graywarrior]

23. They beg us to start our own show

:evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

24. Hmmm...what kind of show should we have?!

:bounce:

[graywarrior]

27. A filthy, potty-mouthed, juvenile 12 year old level show where we talk about sex, drinking

and dress in athletic pants and Harry Potter caps. No shirts. Combat boots. And we're mostly high.

[bicentennial_baby]

31. rock the f on!!

:bounce: I am SO in!! :bounce:

Can we cook stuff too? Please...? I'll let you have Lucas on too!

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

33. WTF not? Man, Lukas cooks my hoo hoo already.

[bicentennial_baby]

44. ...

:spray:

and this, this is why i love you so.... :rofl:

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

46. And I love you back because you feed into my immaturity and GET OFF on it.

Mmmmmmmmwaaaaa!

[bicentennial_baby]

48. heehee

:yoiks:

:*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

73. So what you're saying is...

you want it to turn all Jerry Springer?

[LeftyMom]

77. OMG, I did not even see your post

You stole my thought twenty minutes before I had it!

/me brandishes a chair

[graywarrior]

79. You don't seriously believe that could happen.

[bicentennial_baby]

93. However did you know?

That was my thought, exactly :D

[LeftyMom]

76. Jerry! Jerry!

That would be the best hour of television ever, if we could keep the cops away that long. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. Oh sweet FSM!

:rofl:


Will this be broadcast on HBO? :P

[graywarrior]

81. FOX.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. But, but

if booze are involved (and with Matcom, DS1, Sniffa, Haruka and me you know there are going to be booze), it might need to be put on PPV! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

86. PBS as an educational program.

We ARE intellects, ya know.
Proof:

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. Yes, we'llget into a fierce debate over who

gets spanked first. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

88. Or which one of "them" we get to spank first.

[RevolutionaryActs]

89. Oh, yeah. That too.

;)

[speedoo]

3. My 12...

SWAG
Ava
graywarrior
kpete
Rev_Acts
H2OMan
u4ic
billyskank
NewWaveChick
LynzM/Briarus (they're married so we can get them both in, right?)
SeattleGirl
haruka

But it's gotta be JS. I would not want to subject these fine folks to spend any time with dopey old Larry.

[graywarrior]

5. I'd love to rock Larry's fucking little world to hell.

[speedoo]

7. Oh, I'd pay a LOT of money to see that..

but I'd have to change my list a bit if that were the intent! You, of course would remain, but some of my choices might be a little too nice. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Do I get to wear my red robe?

:hi: :rofl: I'd do it even if they just made me wear regular clothes.... :)

[speedoo]

16. and the big ear rings and the pearls....

and make sure lots of cleavage is showing, darlin! I wanna make sire my buddy JS has some fun! :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. You got it, sweetie!

:* :loveya: :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

71. I would definitely want JS!

:bounce:

[speedoo]

75. He's HAWT for ya, SG!

(as am I):loveya:

I sent him your pic, and he wants to meet you. :P

[SeattleGirl]

85. Woohoo!!!!

I'm in lurve!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

8. Anarcho-Socialist's DU XII

bicentennial_baby
CaliforniaPeggy
EarlG
Elad
Lithos
Plaid Adder
Random_Australian
Skinner
Skittles
southlandshari
Taxloss
The_Magistrate

[bicentennial_baby]

9. w00t!

merci :)

:hi:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. You're welcome

I'd want to see the opposition Freeper 12's heads collectively explode by one us being an eloquent polyamorous babe!

[bicentennial_baby]

17. ...

:rofl:

:yourock:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. My dear Anarcho-Socialist!

Oooh, baby! Thank you so much!

I am very honored to be on your list........

It is a very distinguished group indeed....

:loveya: :hug:

[mainegreen]

10. Hmmm

Will Pitt
NNadir
ProfessorGAC(?)
CorporateActivist
Skinner
WCGreen
Anarcho-Socialist
The Straight Story
luckyleftyme2 (:rofl: )
LoZoccolo
Redstone
primate1

(this list is chosen for reasons known only to me. Duh)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. awwww... sweet

:blush: I'm happy, and I don't know what to say. :hug:

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Holy shit, I made someone's list?!

[graywarrior]

38. That's coz you are crazy.

[ghostsofgiants]

39. Maybe a little.

[fudge stripe cookays]

43. The dreads would look great on the tube, dood. n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

45. Ahh, so I'm eye candy!

Wait, that makes even less sense... :P

[fudge stripe cookays]

47. Indeed, my young friend.

Plus, they need some Maritimers for a fully integrated DU experience.

NORTHSIDE!

[ghostsofgiants]

50. Newfoundland isn't in the Maritimes, actually.

So start looking elsewhere!

[fudge stripe cookays]

58. Well, I was...

going to call you a Newfie, but then I thought you'd get offended! :P

I could start humming Bud the Spud or something...

I'm still learning my east coast geography, see. Very soon, I'll get to learn it up close. Well, I'll be in the same country at least.

[graywarrior]

49. You and LUKAS. Ahahahahhaha!

[ghostsofgiants]

51. I don't wear nearly enough makeup to compete with him.

:P

[graywarrior]

52. Prove it.

:rofl:
:loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

53. Hey, if you wanna come search my house for eyeliner, feel free.

:P

[graywarrior]

54. Like they do on MTV to pick a date?

Can I go through your junk drawer?

[ghostsofgiants]

55. Sure...

*rushes to hide makeup kit*

[graywarrior]

56. Don't forget the turquoise blue eye shadow.

[crim son]

72. And I think I understand part of it !

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

78. Well, I'm sure you understand one person on the list!

YOU KNOW WHOO!

[madinmaryland]

12. Doesn't matter as long as the discussion is about douchebags!!1!!

[wildhorses]

15. douchebags in the olive garden being used properly!!

yeah baby!!

[madinmaryland]

19. They could then roll the discussion over to fat actresses and chicken!!

[wildhorses]

20. and then you just KNOW they would enjoy smoking a cigarette

:rofl:
























gawd but we ARE funny!!

[madinmaryland]

21. ..while yakking on a cell-phone with their kids screaming in a restaurant!!

:hi:

[wildhorses]

22. i hope graywarrior doesn't mind how we have abused this

thread:hi:

[graywarrior]

25. Mind? MIND?! What mind? I have no mind.

I hate you.




Kidding.



:rofl:

[wildhorses]

28. i am fucking crying over here--laughing so hard

:rofl:

[Susang]

30. I'd pick 12 of the DU nastiest flame-warriors

Take the 12 posters who've had the most threads/posts locked or removed. Make sure you include one of the conspiracy theorists from the 9/11 forum, someone from the vegan group, and definitely one of the astrology group members!

And Arwalden. You need a DUer who will stir things up in the most noble way. The Daily Show is comedy after all and that scenario is my idea of good television! :evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

37. You forgot I/P, R/T and the Gungeon. -nt

[Susang]

41. There are 12 slots available

I think we can probably accomodate those forums! :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. My dear graywarrior!

My twelve:

WCGreen
Khashka
KitchenWitch
lizziegrace
lelapin
Oeditpus Rex
Shine
Whoa_Nelly
Southlandshari
Heidi
Call Me Wesley
Skinner

That'll make the freepers' heads explode!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[graywarrior]

36. Throw yourself into that group and Larry's head would spin.

[madinmaryland]

34. There's got to be someone on DU who can rant about "serial marriers"

Hasn't Larry been married 8 or 9 times?

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

35. He thinks he's been married. We know he's been HAD.

[LSK]

40. maybe he can invite Newt "Family Values" Gingrich too

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

42. Here are some others he could invite...

Bob Barr (3times)
Robert Livingston
Henry Hyde (youthful indiscretion in his 40's)
Rudy Guiliani (announcing to the public he is seeking a divorce, before telling his wife)

please add to this..

[asthmaticeog]

57. Any 12 chemtrail lunatics!

:bounce:

[philosophie_en_rose]

59. If Larry King or Jon Stewart want to interview DU, they should start a thread here.

:)

[jpgray]

60. Hmm

CubanLiberal
The Princess
TemporarySockPuppet
corarose
SarahBelle
MrBenchley
DistressedAmerican
WaltStarr
friesianrider
Thtwudbeme
JimmyJazz
Cheswick

:hide:

[LaraMN]

61. How could you?

No DS1?!

[jpgray]

62. In my world DS1 gets his own show

[LaraMN]

63. After I posted,

I was considering the beauty of DS1 and Matcom hosting a talk show.
I would turn on the t.v. for that. Maybe even make caramel corn.

[jpgray]

64. The admins should just let him back in

SOteric should use whatever blackmail material she has on Skinner elad and EarlG for that worthy purpose.

[greatauntoftriplets]

65. THAT would be worth watching....

I might even stay up past my bedtime for that. And, these days, very little makes me stay up past my bedtime.

[bicentennial_baby]

66. ....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

67. Whatever happened to JimmyJazz?

:shrug:

[jpgray]

68. I think(?) she asked to be banned

But I've learned to never trust the "true story" in the Lounge, whichever one I'm told. :D

[Susang]

69. She's probably still here

Lurking around, checking up on everyone. :-)

[GalleryGod]

96. Lynnesin knows the real deal; PM her.

:applause:





Donna was one cool chick !

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

74. That'd be awesome!

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

84. Ok, in this order

underpants
California Peggy
Will Pitt
Radio Lady
Ben Burch
Kitchen Witch
kpete
Octafish
H2Oman
Swamp Rat
Walt Starr
LynneSin

[CaliforniaPeggy]

91. My dear Canuckistanian!

I am so very honored to be included in such a stellar group!

No, really, I am.......I thank you! :hug:

[Lyric]

90. My 12

Redstone
RetroLounge
BarenakedLady
bicentennial_baby
Matcom
GoPsUx
billyskank
flvegan
Midlodemocrat
lionesspriyanka
LaraMN
ThinkBlue1966

[Guava Jelly]

95. woo hoo

I made a list...Hey MA!!! I made a list :7
:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

97. w00t!

thank you sweets :pals:

[Rob H.]

98. Most of mine have already been mentioned, but...

no one's picked BOSSHOG yet, so here's a vote for 'im. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

99. You've all missed the most virulent and caustic option: me

Unleashing a 60 second long sonic assault of intense and profane invective, the studio audience are blasted back into their chairs, stunned into mute and awe-filled silence, their hair permanently blown to the back of their heads, their faces blank with surprise at seeing something they don't comprehend, while matcom wipes up my spittle with Larry King's latest wife's bra, which he managed to get off during the last commercial break, and California Peggy holds Larry's head, cooing "My dear Larry, it's over... it's over. Oh, thank God, it's over."

Rabrrrrrr
matcom
Primate1
Mycritters2
CaliforniaPeggy
Skinner
Az
The Magistrate
ProfessorGac
OeditpusRex
ZombyWoof
DS1


(it's important that DS1 and Rabrrrrrr sit on opposite sides, forming a sort of verbally violent pair of bookends, moving inward into greater gentleness with the very calm Az and Skinner in the middle)

[graywarrior]

100. I want in on that one.

[Rabrrrrrr]

101. You and Oeditpus could do a tag team thing!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

102. We'd be the comic relief.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

103. My dear Rabrrrrrr!

I thank you!

:rofl: :rofl:

[DainBramaged]

104. Pick my wrinkled old ass, I have a new suit I haven't worn yet

Besides, someone has to be able to sit there and not be politically correct.