The Newest Condom on the Market

[GoddessOfGuinness]

[The Traveler]

1. Yer killin' me

:rofl:

Now excuse me while I wipe down the monitor ...

:spray:

[darkstar]

2. Fine work!! Certainly your magnum opus

Okay, maybe your plain old Trojan opus...

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Wish I could call it mine...

Someone e-mailed it to me. :hi:

[fizzgig]

3. that's a mood killer right there

good thing i didn't have plans tonight

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I wouldn't expect any partner of yours to need one...

:hi::toast:

[judaspriestess]

4. hilarious

does his new condom also come with a vibrating ring?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Better check at WalMart...

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Ewwwww!

Now THAT would make me swear off sex for the rest of forever! :puke: :puke: :puke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. It's only for

dumb fuckers...

:D :beer:

[SeattleGirl]

19. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

27. I think even they have standards.

:hi:

[Nicole]

6. Oh yuck

:P

[regnaD kciN]

7. Their purpose...

...is to give people a false sense of security while they are being screwed.

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. That's the variety

with a hole in the top.

[Jimbo S]

8. Full of holes?

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

24. Just like his head and ass.

Oops! I meant like his daughters.

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Ewwwww...

:puke: Bet that image causes a lot of limpness.... :yoiks:

But that's funny as hell! :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Dumb fuckers probably

get off on it. :evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

10. lol

But I think seeing him on a package of condoms might spoil the mood a bit

[cboy4]

11. They'd look more realistic if they were life size.....you know, about

the diameter of a nickel.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. lol

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. tweak

[hijinx87]

21. my favorite . . . .

after poppy bush's gulf war, a company came out with the
"stealth condom". it was red, white, and blue, and it's
motto was "they will never see you coming".

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. ...

:spray:

[Catshrink]

22. This reminds me of a graffito we used to scrawl

on walls when I was in HS:

Nixon withdraw like your father should have.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. Haha!

Except in Dimson's case, his great great grandfather should have withdrawn.

[edbermac]

25. It would be funny if someone passed out a truckload at the DC rally.

Especially to the handful of freepers that are there.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

28. They probably have a pocketful as we speak.

I wonder if the twins gotta stash?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. They should include the caption on the wrapper...

:evilgrin: