Post an apropos of nothing, Larry King-style non-sequitur here.

[slj0101]

Remember his old column in USA Today, the one where he'd string together a web of unrelated crazy-talk? That's what I'm looking for. Horrible segues from one topic to another are a must.

[taterguy]

1. They don't have shows like That's Incredible on the air anymore

[sniffa]

2. i was just taLking with my good friend j.d. saLenger over Lunch

in the city that they just don't make good corn dogs anymore. now, how about we hear from my LoveLy 18th wife.

[terrya]

3. "You look up the definition of good mustard....

you'll find French's Mustard"

Several years ago, The Onion did a parody of a Larry King USA Today column. One of the funniest things
I've ever read in The Onion

[slj0101]

4. ....

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33734

:rofl:

[terrya]

5. That's the one

A classic.

:rofl:

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6. There's nothing like a steaming towel to make you forget your worries.

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