Drunk Man Goes for Unexpected Train Ride

[LSK]

FARGO, N.D. Jan 26, 2007 (AP)— A drunk man who tried to climb over a freight train stopped at a downtown crossing ended up going for a ride when the train took off. The 23-year-old man called 911 from his cell phone early Friday when the train reached the Casselton area west of Fargo because he was cold and wanted off, said Cass County Deputy Sheriff Shawn Getz.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2827192

[soleft]

1. sounds like that train was carrying quite a load

Sorry, that's the only Fargo quote I could think of

[LSK]

2. didnt know there was Fargo quotes

[The Traveler]

3. "I didn't do it"

"You didn't see me do it and you can't prove it"

-- Bart Simpson