When I hit 20,000, I'm gettin' nekkid

[Oeditpus Rex]

Twenty-three to go.



That is all.



:bounce:

[racaulk]

1. WOO HOO!!!

What can we do to help? }(

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Well, for starters

you could make it 10 degrees warmer. :scared:

[edbermac]

Well at least put on a tie.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Oh, yeah!

That'd be classy, huh? :bounce:




Wait — necktie or bowtie? :shrug:

[Left Is Write]

12. Ummmmm....

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

2. please, no pics...

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. And you wonder

why I jump your posts?

:spank:

[bridgit]

61. pft, no dear, you jump my posts cause i don't kiss your ass...

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Ooh, that's a good idea! When I hit 30,000 I'll get nekkid too.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. That should be about 14 seconds from now

I'd better not blink.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Not unless I get distracted...

Look! A butterfly! Yay!

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Look downthread

This thread is SO jacked.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Not necessarily.

:P


We could behave ourselves. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Yeah...

And the Nobel Prize for Literature could be awarded to your butt, too. :eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Dude.

My butt is a brilliant writer, don't be talkin' no smack! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. I'd ask you how it holds a pen

but I'm not sure I'd fully embrace the nuances of the response.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. It doesn't hold a pen.

It dictates.


Duh. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen!

RevActs talks out of her ass.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. HAHAHAA!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Left Is Write]

4. You KNOW someone is going to sell tickets to this!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Yup

About 1 1/2, I'd imagine.

[u4ic]

5. How come you're not replying to any posts?

Are you just teasin' us? :grr:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Cut me some slack, girlfriend

An event like this takes prepaRAtion, y'know.

I had to take a call from my attorney the local media.

[u4ic]

Girlfriend?

How come I haven't seen you nekkid? :-(

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Because

I haven't hit 20,000 posts yet, silly. :P

[u4ic]

42. Shouldn't I get

a preview screening? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. That depends

on how you ask.

[u4ic]

93. Well, I'm Canadian

so it can only be politely...;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

94. But of course!

Why didn't I realize that?

[graywarrior]

11. Well well well, this is worth hanging around for another hour.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. In which time

You and RevActs will have reached a combined 8 brazillion posts.

[graywarrior]

22. We're communicating on another level somewhere else.

Somewhere out there in Rockstar Land.

[AlCzervik]

17. are you going to a towel on the chair you're sitting on?

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Nah

I have a cat.

[AlCzervik]

20. Rofl.

poor puddy.

[Ghost in the Machine]

19. please pm me when you 19,998 so I can put you on ignore...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'll take you back off when you get dressed again. I don't want to see you nekkid! Even if you do look like Eric Clapton..


:hi:

Ghost

[reyd reid reed]

21. Oh. My.

:popcorn:





Where you at now? Count-wise.

And....where's your camera?

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. This one's 19,988

Camera's where it always is — hangin' on the back of my drafting stool.



Why? :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

34. Oh, I dunno...

I'm a photo buff?

Or wait...that'll be you in a couple of posts, won't it?

:P

[lizziegrace]

40. Ahem

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Yes?

The delegate from Ohio has a comment. Please yield the floor.

[lizziegrace]

44. So

will this event take place before midnight EST? You've got 20 minutes...

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

46. NO!!!

Wrestling just came in and basketball's starting.

Grab the duct tape and handcuffs...I am NOT missing this...

[lizziegrace]

47. Duct tape and handcuffs?

I think I'll leave the two of you alone. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. See below

C'est un fait accompli. :bounce:

[reyd reid reed]

58. Hmmmmph...

and after I asked you to wait.

I see how it is.

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. Did not

You asked Lizziegrace to get the duct tape and handcuffs. That ain't the same thing. :P

[reyd reid reed]

71. I oughta....

:spank::spank::spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

72. Oughta?

You just did.



Thrice, yet.

[reyd reid reed]

81. Somehow...

that was singularly unsatisfying.

Where'd I leave that riding crop.....?

[Oeditpus Rex]

84. Between my sofa cushions

Again.



:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

87. Well, damn...

No wonder I can't find it. You're s'posed to put it back when you're finished.

Sheesh.

[Oeditpus Rex]

88. Back where?

You took off and your "accoutrements" case went with you. :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

89. Well, I s'pose

I'll just have to bring it back, then....

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

90. YES!!

More horsie! :bounce:

[reyd reid reed]

91. Giddy-up...

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

92. 'You can step on his hat if you want to'

[LSK]

24. I got nekkid yesterday after I hit 20k

But I get nekkid everyday to take showers..

[Goblinmonger]

30. Don't you get nekkid

on a daily basis or do you not bathe regularly. Or are you one of those twits that can't get the bras off the dummies.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. I didn't get that far

I ran myself over. :blush:



What a great twit!

[wildhorses]

35. you got to post a pic!!

to prove it:bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Oh...

I plan on it.

[wildhorses]

45. i don't mean just any pic either!!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. Not to worry

I have a very special one in mind.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. The classic line: This Thread is Useless Without Pics!

C'mon........

You can do it!

:bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

38. Woohoo! Can me and my friends watch?????

Bwahahahaha!

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Yeah, why not?

Since I'll be dressed again by the time they get out of their chairs... no worries.

[SeattleGirl]

48. ROFL!

Good one, dude! :rofl:

[Shine]

51. Go for it, dude.

we're ALL watching.

:D

Congrats, btw! :toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. THAR SHE BLOWS!!!11

Uh... as it were.







:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. Tease.

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. Oh, sure

You'd just love for my (nekkid) ass to get TS'd, wouldn'cha?

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. A mass PM session could work too.

Just sayin'. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

57. Yeah, and then

you'd go and post it at wrinklyoldgeezers.com or somethin'. x(



I'm not fallin' for that one again.

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. I would never do such a thing.

You'd think I'd do that?

[Oeditpus Rex]

63. Well...

what would you do? :shrug:



I mean, we know what you'd do with nekkid pics of that Toby dude. :eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. I'd PM them to all the other naughty girls of the lounge.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

65. Ah-HA!

I was actually starting to trust you for a minute. x(

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. But naughty girls share.

It's the rules. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

68. What about naughty boys, then?

Or need I ask?

[RevolutionaryActs]

70. That's a whole other can of worms

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

74. And we know what's on the label

"SUFFA!"

x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. What if I promise to make my 30,000th post a good one?

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

77. Define 'good'

Adhering to ethical and moral tenets?

Noted by proper grammar, spelling and punctuation?

Well-reasoned, insightful and thought-provoking?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

78. I don't know.

I mean "good" is so subjective. Maybe I should say it'll be "bad"? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

79. How much 'badder' could you get?

Wait... don't answer that.

:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. I'm not that bad.

Mostly I'm just a tease. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

85. You damn yourself

with an indefinite article.



You're THE tease.

:spank:

[Shell Beau]

62. Should I be happy or scared?

[Oeditpus Rex]

66. 'If you had any sense

you'd be scared."

[BarenakedLady]

69. And.....??

:shrug:

Hell, I'm always naked. Ain't no thang.

Congrats on your milestone. :bounce: :bounce:

[SPKrazy]

73. HeY BnL

:evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :toast:

[BarenakedLady]

75. Yo!

BNL is in da howwwwwwse. Let's get this party started!

:woohoo:

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

82. YuH BabBy!

BNL is in the hooowwwwwse!

SPK is in the hooowowwwsse

this party is started

[BarenakedLady]

86. I think we are the only two dancing

but that's ok...

:bounce: :bounce: :headbang:

[Oeditpus Rex]

80. You missed it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6112403#6112883



I suspect the video will be on YouTube within minutes, however. :eyes: