What Paris Hilton keeps in storage.

[Maddy McCall]

From http://thesuperficial.com.



Yeah, that's Paris Hilton. And yeah, she's smoking a tampon. Don't ask me why, because I've given up trying to understand her. She could be making out with a pinata she made out of her own hair and you'd just shrug it off as Paris being Paris. If you want to see more tampon-smoking fun and her other "exposed" tapes you can download all of them here. Page Six also has a list of some of the other material included in the storage facility and they include:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.


* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.

* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.

* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.

* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.

* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.

* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.


And these? Well these are NSFW photos of Paris getting her boobs pulled out of her bikini by Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. I mean sure, why not. I'm just wondering where they hid the donkey.



http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/paris_hilton_gets_more_exposed.html

[ghostsofgiants]

1. In other news...

High winds across much of North America tonight caused by the worlds largest simultaneous yawn.

Also: Why the hell is she smoking a tampon?

[Shell Beau]

2. She is just strange!

:shrug:

[Kutjara]

3. And not in a good way. n/t

[CanuckAmok]

4. She has nice skin.

I think she has nice skin.

[Shell Beau]

7. She has a lot of nice things I am sure!!

$$$$$$$$



:P

[merh]

5. Okay, I have to confess

during the days of yuth, we would use the wrapping from tampaxes as rolling paper when we ran out of real rolling papers, but we discarded the tampoon.

I can't imagine what she is doing in that photo other than pretending to be smoking and the tampoon was just so handy. :crazy:

[slj0101]

6. Wow! Whatever happened to the old foil pipe?

:D

[merh]

9. Oh sure

when I was in high school, I always had foil in my purse :silly:

Geeze, everybody knows that a high school girl's purse must contain tampoons. :freak:

[billyoc]

12. Thank goodness, I probably never would have met any

girls in high school if not for that excuse. :hi:

[merh]

13. ROFLMAO

now that was just genius, pure genius on your part! Bravo! :thumbsup:

:hi:

[S n o w b a l l]

15. And toilet paper rolls and....

those cardboard tubes on the bottom of hangers.

[Maddy McCall]

8. LOL.

Which begs the question...

Why did she have a tampon within arm's reach when she's getting boffed by dude in the next photo.

:rofl:

:hi:

[merh]

11. Errrmmmm, maybe he didn't measure up?

:shrug:











:hi:

[Unperson]

10. Is she just a full on porn actress now or something?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. So, Paris has herpes.

Does this really surprise anyone? Also, Paris is trash, no matter how much money she has, she just pure trash.
Duckie