I can be a class-A nimrod sometimes

[Oeditpus Rex]

Just sayin'.



Thank you. Carry on.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Thank you for sharing.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

2. Sometimes?

Don't under estimate your nimrodness...:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I make allowances

for sleeping.




And that's "nimrodity." :P

[BarenakedLady]

8. Thank you ever so much for the clarification...

So when 'I shall taunt you a second time' I will be better prepared. ;)

[crim son]

3. I shoyld be knocked on my ass with surprise

but oddly, I'm not! Imagine that...

[krispos42]

5. You build Towers of Babylon?

How's business these days?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Maybe I meant this kind

[krispos42]

17. Ah, so you roast flocks of birds in flight

And turn jet fuel into noise! lmao

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Everyone needs a hobby

:7

[u4ic]

6. I aspire to that

I'm only a class-C. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. It's not something

at which you want to get better.



Besides — you're about a class sub-Q. :hug:

[reyd reid reed]

9. Uh oh...

What'd you do this time?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. The usual

Spoke (typed, actually) without sufficient thought.

[reyd reid reed]

12. Now, if you'd taken that

handcuffs and duct tape suggestion, you wouldn't have done whatever it was that you did.

When are you gonna learn to listen to me? I mean, I've told you and told you and told you...

[Ariana Celeste]

13. You?

Nahhhh.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Oh, yeahhhh

I have high standards for myself.

:hi:

[deucemagnet]

14. I'm not sure how "nimrod" came to be a negative term.

Nimrod (king)
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For other uses, see the disambiguation page Nimrod.

In the Bible and in legend, Nimrod (Standard Hebrew נִמְרוֹד Nimrod, Tiberian Hebrew נִמְרֹד Nimrōḏ), son of Cush, grandson of Ham, great-grandson of Noah, was a Mesopotamian monarch and "a mighty hunter before Jehovah". He is mentioned in the Table of Nations (Genesis 10), in the First Book of Chronicles, and in the Book of Micah. In the Bible he is an obscure figure; in later interpretations, as recorded by Josephus and the rabbis who compiled the midrash, he is the subject of innumerable legends. The most prominent of these was the story that he built the Tower of Babel. In one more recent variant, he is responsible for establishing with Semiramis the mystery religion of Babylon.

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Biblical accounts

Mention of Nimrod in the Bible is rather limited. He is called the first to become "a mighty one on the earth" and "the mighty hunter before Jehovah." He is said to be the founder and king of the first empire after the Flood, and his realm is connected with the Mesopotamian towns Babylon (Babel), Uruk, Akkad, Calneh, Nineveh, Resen, Rehoboth-Ir and Calah. (Genesis 10:8–10) (see Semiramis)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimrod_%28king%29

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I dunno either

Just by the sound of it, I guess. It's not exactly a word that sounds like it belongs to a "mighty hunter."

[deucemagnet]

19. Eh. It was the olden days.

Homer: Bart, I'm not asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You may not realize it now, but when you save a rich guy's life, he showers you with riches. Don't you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the villagers tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough, so they got Hercules and he used his mighty strength, and bingo. Anyway, the moral is, is that the lion was so happy, that he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get riches?
Homer: It was the olden days.
Bart: Oh.

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. 'Hercules and the lion'

And Androcles shot two rattlesnakes that crawled into his crib...

"Oh."

:rofl:

[Critters2]

21. I've always wondered this. In fact, I don't use it, because it doesn't make sense to me nt

[VenusRising]

22. You're welcome?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. LOL!

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[VenusRising]

24. Glad I could pay you back

for all the Ray giggles.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. You've found one of my weaknesses

Understated, minimalist humor. :7



"You BEAUtiful, WONderful people!"

[VenusRising]

26. So what you are saying is...

Simple things amuse you. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Well...

yes.

[VenusRising]

28. Ok.

:freak:

[VenusRising]

29. LOL!!

Kidding!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl: