How big is your ass?

[LibraLiz1973]

Poll question: How big is your ass?

Just trying to lighten to mood!!

[porphyrian]

I'm already sick of all the house size shit, but I'll kick this for the title. - n/t

[The Straight Story]

1. My ass is so big it swallowed Mr Whipple, the charmin guy (nt)

[LibraLiz1973]

3. damn you... did u squeeze the charmin?

:rofl:

[ThomWV]

18. Heavenly bodies orbit my ass ....

[The Straight Story]

2. Does Square Feet include the basement?

If so I messed up in my vote!

[LibraLiz1973]

4. Ya gotta include the junk in the trunk!

[Lost-in-FL]

5. EEWwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

:puke:

[smokey nj]

6. My ass is so big that when I sit around the house, I sit AROUND the house.

[The Straight Story]

8. Yeah, but do you sit AROUND Edward's house???

:rofl:

[ThomWV]

7. My Ass Casts A Great Shadow

[Horse with no Name]

9. It's huge--like a shelf--I can sit flower pots on it

But if you really want to know something personal...my titties are 44 long. I can even hold the nipples between my toes when I shower...it keeps them from being sucked down the drain.:evilgrin:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. If there were a Nobel Prize for saucy threads, this oughta win.

:rofl:

[Cleita]

11. Not as big as Karen Hughes's ass.

:evilgrin:

[kineneb]

12. ok, language nerd time: ass or arse?

Are we talking about four-legged beasts of burden or the large piece of flubber upon which we sit?

:evilgrin:

language nerd /off

[ThomWV]

13. Oxen-like

[meow mix]

14. ITS HUGH!!SO SEREIS!!!!!!11

[upi402]

31. ok, that was my reply. i can go on break now... n/t

[stonecoldsober]

Try as I might, I can't even see my ass

[Fresh_Start]

15. The only thing bigger than my ass, is my ass's ego

it thinks its the decider

[Clinton_Co_Regulator]

16. Bigger than Sh*t?

:shrug:

[caraher]

17. My ass is three-dimensional... I measure it in cubic feet! nt

[RiverStone]

19. My ass is so big even my bathtub has stretch marks!

[Blue_Tires]

20. i weigh about 250, but my ass is 220

[LibraLiz1973]

21. I've been told the size of my ass will keep me from being elected

:cry:

[flashlighter]

22. I have no ass cellulite. Because I can't see it.

hehehe!! :)

[Fierce]

23. My ass is big. AND it's union made.

nt

[Gman]

24. Beats the hell out of Hillary and/or DLC polls

[Rebellious Republican]

25. Got you all beat, go ahead feel free to caption away....

:wow:

[LibraLiz1973]

26. haaaaaaaaa

:rofl:

[_dynamicdems]

28. Is it me or is that ass supposed to be....

Henry Kissinger?

[Rebellious Republican]

33. yes most definitely, I see the resemblence....

[CoffeeCat]

27. All I can say is...

I wish I had the butt I had in high school.

[PresidentObama]

29. John Edwards, you devil you.

:evilgrin: That damn house and it's size has given us the first and hopefully last 'how big is your ass' thread.

My ass is quite lovely, thank you :)

[_dynamicdems]

34. So is that what JK is applauding in that photo? LOL!

:rofl:

[undergroundpanther]

30. Big enough for the whole world to kiss...

[LibraLiz1973]

32. LOL

whoop there it is!

[madinmaryland]

35. My ass has no morels!!11!!1

:hi:

[Zorra]

36. I dunno exactly. How tall is Chimpy, and how much does he weigh?

:shrug:

[Turn CO Blue]

37. Mine is so big I can park a car in the shade of it... n/t

[billyoc]

38. I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass

and I'm all out of ass. :/

[Critters2]

39. My ex-mother in law once told me I was lucky my hips were so wide

"That'll make it easy to drop babies" No guff. And I married her son. :banghead:

[krispos42]

40. Got anything in acres?

Actually I got my Dad's flat white ass. All the extra goes into my torso instead. Good thing I have enchanting eyes...

[DainBramaged]

41. You forgot assless

[Seabiscuit]

42. My ass is so big that the last time I farted I created the universe with a Big Bang

[ulysses]

43. my ass is energy star rated.

[Rhythm]

44. mine needs it's own Zip-code...

[S n o w b a l l]

45. I don't know...whadda ya think?

[RetroLounge]

46. My Ass Has it's own Zip Code + 4

:9

RL

[Left Is Write]

47. It fits in my chair. That's all I know.

[NewWaveChick1981]

48. Not too big, not too small... Just right...

:)

[undeterred]

49. Are you asking about my summer ass

or my rest of the year ass?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

50. My ass is also a flotation device.

:D

[Nikia]

51. Around 36 inches

Judging by the other responses in the thread, this probably wasn't the answer you were looking for.

[TankLV]

52. my ass is fine - it's my enlarged belly that bothers me somewhat...

no place for "other"...