The Rumor Thread!

[BikeWriter]

Inquiring minds want to know how long a Rumor Thread can last in The Lounge with nothing but Rumors! How many posts will it have? How many hours, days, weeks, months, or years will it last? No one knows until the Lounge Lizards finish posting. :-)
The first rumor?
I have not had sexual relations with Jennifer Aniston!

[Robeson]

1. I've heard that John Edwards' cat bought a 40K sq. foot house, but.....

...won't stop staring at him...:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

2. Ah good one. I heard it's channeling the spirit of Groucho Marx.

[wildhorses]

3. i heard that graywarrior turned down the larry king show

;)

[BikeWriter]

4. Whoa! That's serious! I heard they offered him 50 k for it.

[wildhorses]

5. i heard that the proper technique for using douchebags is

being taught at the olive garden....in case you need a lesson

[BikeWriter]

6. I heard they filet and batter them with cornflakes, then fry them.

[wildhorses]

7. beast-feeding mommas order that for their cell-phone using

babies.

[BikeWriter]

9. I heard they do that in their shopping carts.

[graywarrior]

20. I heard Keith Olberman wants us instead.

[wildhorses]

33. i heard y'all were scheduled for monday 2/5

;) :hi:

[BikeWriter]

36. I heard a rumor Flvegan was crazy

about veggies.

[Callalily]

8. I heard that

AirTran Airways is going to be offering parenting classes.

[BikeWriter]

10. Oh, those parenting classes. Madonna signed up.

[Bzzzz]

11. I heard the Colts...

are gonna kick the Bears ass!!!

[BikeWriter]

12. I heard it rumored the Colts are hayburners.

[wildhorses]

13. trudat and they

shit golden nuggets, too

[boston bean]

14. Fresca is more than a tonic. nt

[BikeWriter]

15. I heard it used to be a douche.

[JackBeck]

16. Guess what I just heard?

That more freepers showed up than anti-war protestors in DC today. I'm series!!!!1!!11

[BikeWriter]

39. I herd hte freepers koodnt spele

[Lyric]

17. I heard that if you add Rabrrrrrr to a bottle of Diet Coke...

:nuke: :evilgrin: :rofl:

[struggle4progress]

18. There 's a rumor thread from 2001 that periodically unlocks itself and appears.

It was started by a DUer who hasn't posted anywhere but in that thread since early 2002. The Administrators say it's a system bug :eyes:

[wildhorses]

19. thats like an urban legend

:wow:

[struggle4progress]

21. It probably is one. I hear Skinner knows the person who starts all the urban legends

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. BikeWriter is the head writer for Rush Limbaugh's lie factory

[BikeWriter]

34. Fact: Rabrrrrrr used to be spelled with NO "R"

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Graywarrior is such a coward that if you threaten him, he'll kick his own ass out of fear.

[Left Is Write]

24. Graywarrior is a she.

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. That explains the cowardliness!!

:P:P:P:P

[graywarrior]

31. I'll kick your ass!

But first you need to pull down your pants.
:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

25. I've heard that matcom secretly drinks Shirley Temples while disco dancing.

[BikeWriter]

38. He still wears vested Polyester leisure suits with a white belt and shoes.

[KitchenWitch]

26. I heard a rumor that Temporary Sockpuppet was going to become permanent!

:wow:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

28. Rumor has it I'm really really really really REALLY GOOD

Of course, you're more than welcome to come to my place if you want to try disproving it.

If you can.

But rumor sez you can't.

:evilgrin:

[B Calm]

29. When I was a young man the women called me the Master of Love

[otherlander]

30. I heard that BikeWriter

licked a poll in GD and got his tongue stuck to it. :P

[Name removed]

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[SPKrazy]

35. I Heard That Rev Acts

was going to start a daily thread of body parts?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

37. Tom Cruise has a diminished frontal lobe