JVS shall answer your relationship questions here

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Fire away.....

[JVS]

1. Come unto me my people and the truth shall set you free, but the lies may be more fun

[dolo amber]

2. This will end in tears...

[JVS]

3. As Goethe wrote

Wer nie sein Brot mit Tränen aß,
Wer nie die kummervollen Nächte
Auf seinem Bette weinend saß,
Der kennt euch nicht, ihr himmlischen Mächte.

Ihr führt ins Leben uns hinein,
Ihr lasst den Armen schuldig werden,
Dann überlasst ihr ihn der Pein,
Denn alle Schuld rächt sich auf Erden.

http://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Wer_nie_sein_Brot_mit_Tr%C3%A4nen_a%C3%9F

(Who never ate his bread in tears
Who never through the troubling nights
Sat on his bed crying
He knows you not, you heavenly powers.

You lead us into life
You let the poor one become guilty
Then you leave the anguish to him
For all guilt is avenged on Earth.)

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8. Is that about Jesus?

I'm trying to figure it out and that's all I can come up with.

[JVS]

9. No. It's about the human experience being incomplete without suffering

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10. Well, don't I feel stupid

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4. Anything worthwhile usually does

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5. So, JVS - how do I deal with my ex-girlfriends hamster she left?

[JVS]

6. first you shave it, then you can....

om no, let's leave that to mr. Gere

If it likes to be handled, put it in your breast pocket and take it to the bar. impress chicks with it

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7. Hiding it in their beer always is good for a laugh!

[JVS]

12. teach it to fight ferociously

[Catshrink]

11. get a cat.

oooo sorry, that was mean. I go for the shirt pocket -- just don't forget to take it out before you do the laundry.