Things you would never hear a DUer say...

[KitchenWitch]

WritingIsMyReligion: "Steely Dan SUCKS!"

[SPKrazy]

1. Kichen Witch:

my damned broom's broken so I'll have to fly on the vacuum cleaner tonight!





:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

2. ROFLMFAO

[Okiojira]

3. "George W. Bush is the father of my child."

:scared:

[Lyric]

4. God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

But he didn't say a thing about Brandy and Debbie :rofl:

[wildhorses]

5. lynnesin would never say TOO much cowbell

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

94. lynnesin would never say she wants to move to Maryland and get

away from all those tolls in Delaware!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. I WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR A THREAD!

Beat that!

:P

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

8. LOL

:pals:

[mentalsolstice]

7. I'm having the Cheneys over for dinner tonight n/t

[SPKrazy]

9. Wild Horses Would never say

get those horses away from me

or I don't want to hear any damned songs

:patriot: :rofl: :pals:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. SeattleGirl, reyd reid reed, LaraMN et al:

"I fucking hate boots! Gimme a pair of mukluks anytime!"

[SeattleGirl]

25. ROFL!

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

11. CaliforniaPeggy

"I'm tired of this climate, I think I'll move to Buffalo".

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. How did you KNOW?

ROFLMAO!:rofl:

Thanks, sweetie! :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

12. CaliforniaPeggy: You all are fucking jerks, I am leaving DU!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Hey!

True dat!

:rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

15. flvegan: "LeftyMom fucking rocks! She got us front row seats to see Nickelback!"

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

16. LOL

I take it you did not get the Rage tix!

[LeftyMom]

17. Nah, we talked about it and decided aftermarket tix were going to be too $$$.

So we're going to do some other stuff instead.

[KitchenWitch]

18. Sounds good!

I am sure you will find plenty to do. ;)

[dEMOK]

19. Man! Government control is underrated...

???

[lizziegrace]

20. Oeditpus Rex

"aseball? What's that?"

"Chevy? I'm a Ford guy."

[KitchenWitch]

21. LOL

and

"Go Giants!"

[Gormy Cuss]

22. Graywarrior:

"Florida is so much nicer than New England"

edited to add: "Boston sucks"

[krispos42]

23. Boy, I sure do like untaxed churches making public policy!

[Hugin]

24. Now that Fred Phelps fella... He has some good ideas.

From the DU archives...


:hide:

[Left Is Write]

26. Graywarrior: "Lukas Rossi is really unattractive. I don't want to see any pictures of him!"

[Left Is Write]

27. RetroLounge: "Books are stupid."

[Left Is Write]

28. LibraLiz1973: "I never pay any atttention to lyrics. Who cares?"

[Left Is Write]

29. Lynnesin: "Led Zeppelin? Who? Never heard of them."

[KitchenWitch]

30. LIW: I hate Minnesota.

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. GoPsUx: The women on DU bore me...

:hi: :P

[SPKrazy]

34. They Bore Him?

hmmmm

some people get bored, others just want to be "bored"

(I know it's getting to be a tired reference :shrug:)

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. I don't think we'd ever hear you say it either, SPK...

:rofl: :P :hi:

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

39. Depends What You Mean By "Bored"

I guess?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

36. The women of DU never bore me.

So I would say you are 100% correct..You certainly never bore me. :loveya: :)

[philosophie_en_rose]

32. I wish the admin would get off their asses and make this site as good as Free Republic.

When oh when will DU be as technologically advanced as Free Republic?


:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

33. *cackle*

:spray:

[KitchenWitch]

37. Rabrrrrrr: I love emos!

[KitchenWitch]

38. BikeWriter: I think I shall get married again!

[BikeWriter]

68. ACK!!!!!1111

:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

71. Somehow I KNEW I would get that reaction from you!

:hug:

[BikeWriter]

81. ROFL! Yes'm, that subject scares me! :-)

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

84. Nuttin' wrong with "living in sin"

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

88. LOL! Well, that's what a friend I see wants to do, but I'm skeered!

[SPKrazy]

40. California Peggy: We need more sex threads on DU

or maybe she would?

:shrug:

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. ROFLMAO!

:evilgrin:

:rofl: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

48. ...

hey, I know what you really want!

:rofl:


:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

41. Seattle Girl: I'm Not A Naughty Girl Anymore

[SPKrazy]

42. Rev Acts: I Will Have A Leg Thread Every Day From Now On

[SPKrazy]

43. Writer: I'm Not Lurking Anymore

[Writer]

44. ...

;)

Writer the Lurker.

[SPKrazy]

45. ...

:rofl: :hide:

[sakabatou]

47. Time Chaser

Wolf's Rain is the worst anime ever!

[SPKrazy]

49. Nicole: I don't need anymore shoes

:rofl:

[Nicole]

54. LOL

You are so right! :)

[SPKrazy]

69. Write That Down

I am "so right"

[Nicole]

104. Got it

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

50. Southpawkicker: I don't really like to flirt.

:P

[SPKrazy]

63. "I don't really LIKE to flirt"

I love to flirt!

:shrug:

[mainegreen]

51. Average Lounger: Screw kittens, lets talk about the veal I had last night at the olive garden!

[krispos42]

100. was the veal coated in crushed corn flakes? n/t

[graywarrior]

52. Left Is Write

For dinner, I had an entire pizza, a hot fudge sundae, toasted marshmellows, a quart of White Russians, a dozen eclairs, two fried doughs, a bag of chips, and a diet coke.

[Left Is Write]

67. LOL!

[crim son]

53. Starbucks Anarchist::

"I am irresistable!"

idgiehkt: "There aren't enough pictures of me on the internet."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

57. So true!

:D

[crim son]

59. My statement about you is true

but you, you are nuts. :hug: :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

61. Call me Almond Joy!

:rofl: :hug:

[crim son]

62. Sometimes you feel like a nut...

and sometimes you feel like beef & cheese. :D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

65. Tha sounds disgusting.

And maybe a bit delicious. :D

[crim son]

70. I just read where you said you think that everything but your

smile has gone to hell. I've seen pictures and it isn't true.

It did sound disgusting, didn't it? :D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

73. A little bit.

:rofl:

[crim son]

76. Well, I apologize for being vile. I'm afraid

it's innate.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

78. I think it's an endearing quality.

:D

[crim son]

80. I'm laughing.

Is that so? I do wish you had a twin brother who recently got a job in Maine. :7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

82. I'm glad I never had siblings.

:rofl:

[crim son]

85. :)

Yes, that would just be redundant, wouldn't it? :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

87. Yep, totally unnecessary.

:rofl:

[crim son]

90. I wish it were totally unnecessary!

I'm scouring the Maine landscape for your double but I haven't found him yet. Apparently he doesn't drink at the Sea Dog on Fridays. :rofl: What the hell is wrong with him? :7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

92. .He's afraid he'll be mistaken for a terrorist.

:rofl:

[crim son]

93. That is a reasonable point.

This is a hotbed of terrorism, especially since the 9/11 suspects had coffee down on Maine Street at the internet cafe. :eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

96. Gotta admit your state is, uh...

Very "snowlike." :rofl:

[crim son]

97. Sigh. That it is.

I can't get relatives to come here willingly, let alone alluring dark-eyed men. Woe is me! hehe

[Starbucks Anarchist]

98. I bet New York would be a nice change of pace.

:D

[crim son]

99. I know it would

and when you finally find the lovely young woman you now believe doesn't exist, I will come to your wedding as your Old Auntie Lisa. :hug: :hug:

[Nicole]

55. Southpawkicker: I hate the OSU Cowboys

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

64. Hmmmph!

yes, I'm sure that's gonna happen!






:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

66. Oh cool - flying pigs!

:woohoo:

[SPKrazy]

108. Yes- Now That Pigs Have Flown

Nicole might find me saying just about anything

;)


:hug:

[DainBramaged]

56. I spit on a homeless person today. Then I threw him a penny.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. Bicentennial_baby: "Rachael Ray knows her way around the kitchen!"

[philosophie_en_rose]

91. "I wish Rachael Ray would finally tell us what EVOO stands for."

:)

[KitchenWitch]

60. matcom: I LOVE the way women look in capri pants!

[name not needed]

72. What John Edwards does with his money is none of my business.

[SPKrazy]

74. New Wave Chick 1981

I don't even know what naughty is, in fact, I don't even understand the reference!

[NewWaveChick1981]

109. What? What is this "naughty" and why are you involving me in it?

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[liberalhistorian]

75. mike_c: Maggots, EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

(sorry, Mike, couldn't resist it!) :evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

77. Me: Debt collectrolls are people too, so let's

be kind to them and help them do their jobs"!

[Katherine Brengle]

111. lmao

[bridgit]

79. XemaSab: "I fucking hate birds!!"

[tinfoilinfor2005]

83. Keith?

Keith Who?

[BlueStorm]

86. Well what do you think I would never say? n/t

[krispos42]

102. "(sigh) I'm tired of being always liberal. Let's put on a full-length skirt and find Jesus."

Am I close? :-)

[BlueStorm]

103. Quite close!!!

LOL!!! :rofl:

Blue

[krispos42]

105. Hows this?

"Then after I find Jesus, I'll be cured of my sinful urges, marry a man and be his subverviant wife, stay home baking and cleaning while he works, push out a kid every eighteen months until my ovaries dry up, and memorize the Bible in English, Latin, Armenian, AND Hebrew!

"Using my personal past and former friend and associates, I'll work tirelessly to cure others of their sinful urges as well, eventually forming an army of healed lesbians and homosexuals to protest daily at abortion clinics, abortionists, peace rallies, and gay-pride parades. We'll work closely with Fred Phelps and his church, as they are inspiring leaders in this area.

"I'll also pray for the rapture and assemble a hidden arsenal of supplies and weapons to combat those left behind after Jesus turns on the Rapture Hoover and sucks the faithful up to Heaven. I'll play that new Rapture video game for hours a day just to practice strategy and tactics.

"In Jesus' precious name, Amen"



Am I getting closer? :-)

[BlueStorm]

106. Ah hell no!! You didn't go there!!!

LOL!!!

I would never say that!!! I've been in the Xtian cultist circle before and that is not a path I want to return to.. I think you've got it.

I like the rapture smiley, is it part of DU's repetoire of smilies?

Blue.

[krispos42]

107. Then, mission accomplished! lmao

The rapture smiley is on photobucket.com

The URL is
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/plastic_turkeys/rapture.gif

Just copy and paste it into any message. I turned off the HTML
in this message so the address instead of the image would
show.

I saved that entire address to My Favorites so I can just
throw it into a page as needed.  It SHOULD be part of the DU
palatte (hint, hint, admins!), but this works too :-)

[chknltl]

89. Lets' invade Equador before we invade it's nieghboring Venezuala

(Poor spelling, punctuation and poor geography are badges of honor in some chatrooms I've noticed)

[UrbScotty]

95. ih8thegop: "DeVos for President 2012!!!!"

[Goblinmonger]

101. Matcom

I will not make any more douchebag references because they make people cry.

[KitchenWitch]

110. bertha katzenengel: I hate cats, I think they all should be run over by a bus!

:P