Keep your prophet off my genitals!

[VenusRising]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exDo2SMdB-0

[SPKrazy]

1. I'm Tired Of People Telling Me Where To Put My

jesus, i mean penis

that's a funny vid

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

It's also an earworm

So be careful where you start singing it!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

7. I've Heard This Guy Before

Didn't he do the one about Clinton got a blowjob?

that one cracked me up. I got carried away and sent it to people I shouldn't have sent it to.

Gotta get a hold of my inner child sometimes and control his ass so he doesn't do things like send the wrong things to the wrong people.

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

8. Yes, he did.

Heidi posted that below. It's always good for a good belly laugh.

:rofl:


you're listening to it over and over again, aren't you?

[SPKrazy]

9. That's The Earworm For Me

much better than "dick in a box"

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

10. Oh, by far!

Any song with a sing-along part always becomes an earworm.

Margaritaville, anyone?

[SPKrazy]

11. G'Night

gotta go to beddie bye

*snort*

:pals:

[VenusRising]

12. Me, too.

Goodnight, Southpawkicker. Thanks for the fun!

:pals:

[SPKrazy]

16. ...

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Oops, pardon me!

I regret that my prophet inadvertently touched your genitals. :blush: :blush: :blush:

[VenusRising]

4. Forgiven this time.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Why, thank you!

How many times can I be forgiven? :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

21. Mom Already Read This Thread Sis

we'll see!

you and your prophet, is that what you call it now?

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

3. that is some funny shit

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. Eric Schwartz is one of the Top 5 men of my dreams.

*swoon*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVI16FSjxU

[VenusRising]

6. Eric Schwartz LOVE!

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[SPKrazy]

17. Clinton Got A

well you know what he got, soooooo what?

:rofl:

[Heidi]

18. "Good for him,"

is my retort to those who would criticize Big Dawg for that episode. That was between him, Hillary and Monica, and he should never have even been _asked_ about it. :grr:

[SPKrazy]

19. Well No Kidding

and the courts ruled that way originally.

The ironic thing was that in the original testimony in court they went to such great pains to define what sex was that they effectively eliminated oral sex. So Clinton didn't even "lie" about it in court from what I've read, he answered the question within the bounds of what was being that court's legal definition of sexual activity.

We know the rest of the story don't we Heidi.

Bush kills at least 3000 soldiers, let's 3000 countrypersons die in what probably could have been prevented through effective action and intervention (911) as all the pieces were in place and different parts of the government knew enough to have known what was coming.

And Clinton got a BJ

:mad:

is right

I guess we all are supposed to just be "nice" now that we have the house and Senate and could actually impeach a person on REAL grounds for impeachment, and have his ass removed, along with his evil sidekick Dick.

But the media cry out that the "American people" don't want this. Who the hell are they asking? No one I know. But then, according to the liberal test (a link here recently) I'm a 3, and must surely be a subversive radical, right.

Radical to want justice. Call me a radical

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBAasek8NR4

[Heidi]

22. No one has _ever_ asked THIS American.

You and I grew up 'roundabount the same place, and all I ever heard was MenaMenaMena, then MonicaMonicaMonica. Hand me my :tinfoilhat: fer cryinoutloud. I'd vote for Clinton again in a heartbeat, and if Hil is the nominee, I'll vote for her, too.

And while we're counting casualties, we need to count not only American lives, but Iraqi lives, as well. This war isn't about "global terrorism" and it's not even about revenge for Sept. 11. It's about subduing any interest who would stand in the way of *'s cronies gaining control of enormous oil resources. I'd rather not even _drive_ than be part of that sort of subjugation of humanity in the interest of commercial interests. :grr:

:rantoff:

[SPKrazy]

23. Good points Heidi

I left out the Iraqi casualties, who the hell knows how many there really are either. 100's of thousands is my best estimate based on some factors I've looked at and the study that was done by the British.


Of course this war was never about revenge for 911. If it were we'd have taken out Saudi Arabia and taken over the oil money there.

Instead we've gone to Afghanistan and helped clear the way for the pipeline out of the Caspian basin for gas

And Iraq? We all know that was always a pile of bullshit about hegemony in the M.E. for the PNAC's plans to secure the oilfields and protect a small country in that region that claims to be our ally.

:rant:

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. genital prophet = St. Peter?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

20. Ewwwww!

That gives a whole new thought to the origins of the church and it's formation.

[VenusRising]

25. ...

:spray::rofl:


Best. Response. Ever.

[Heidi]

15. Kick.

:kick:

[SPKrazy]

24. again

:kick: