Vampire pet peeves?

[Deep13]

Poll question: Vampire pet peeves?

Being a vampire in the modern world is difficult. What is the worst annoyance of vampires?

[Deja Q]

1. "GOD HATES FANGS?"

:yoiks:

[Deep13]

2. ouch!

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

13. best response I've seen in days

:spray:

[Deep13]

3. Has to take out cheezy clock Frankenstein gave him everytime he comes over.

[Deep13]

4. Wolfman shedding in crypt.

[puerco-bellies]

5. No labeling of food source for Hep C, or HIV.

FDA, Blah!!!

[Deep13]

6. Whenever vampire says he lives in Transylvania, people ask...

...if if his/her home is near Pittsburg.

[LaraMN]

7. Impossible to find light enough foundation colors!

*sigh*

[Richardo]

8. "Objects in mirror are more visible than they appear"

[Deep13]

9. Seasonal Effective Disorder

[YankeyMCC]

10. High levels of Transfats in the blood of general population nt

[Deep13]

11. Blood stains won't come out in washing machine.

[TommyO]

12. Buffy has made vampires "cool"

I just vant to be left alone!

[Deep13]

14. Low-rider jeans let undead ass crack show.

[Deep13]

15. Dick Cheney makes all vampires look bad.

[Richardo]

16. Dan Quayle always adding an 'e' to 'Nosferatu'

:eyes:

[Deep13]

17. **snarf!**

:spray:

[XemaSab]

18. Olive Gardens on every corner

:eyes:

[Deep13]

19. And they bring garlic bread even if you don't ask for it.

[Deep13]

20. Didn't like being portrayed by Tom Cruise in the movie.

[Deep13]

21. Old Spice does not cover up that rotting smell.

[KamaAina]

22. At least Rice had the decency to leave N.O. before writing the religious crap

trust me, the city's got enough problems as it is! :P

[Deep13]

23. Victims disappointed with vampire who looks like Dennis Franz.

[Deep13]

24. Hard to find an overnight flight to Aruba.

[Auggie]

25. No one offers them wine

[Richardo]

26. Bat fur EVERYWHERE!

[Ghost in the Machine]

27. Hawaiian Tropic won't make SPF 42,862

[RushIsRot]

28. Plasma Breath!

Ewwwww!