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We have a family friend (and I use the term loosely) who is all hepped up about going to Iraq to "fight for his country." Keep in mind, this guy has invented an entire "secret" military history that was conveniently destroyed in a fire, which also later necessitated him buying his own uniform when he was sent over to fight Saddam mano-a-mano.
Anyway, he claims he's being mobilized as of 27 Jan 2004 "out of Philadelphia", which could be anywhere from Fort Dix to Adak, Alaska.
However, his mother, his wife, his children, and the patriotic Americans who depend on his bum leg keeping him out of the way of real soldiers are scared to death that he really might be sent to fight in "The Big One."
My question: Is there a really-for-real mobilization going on right now amongst the Guard? The date of the orders might be around 1-5 Jan 2004, with a report date of 27 Jan 2004.
Please ... only you can help keep a schiozphrenic out of our nation's fighting forces!
--bkl At least he's not claiming he's going as a Navy SEAL -- this time.
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