OMG! I replaced my incandescant bulb

[RetroLounge]

with ANOTHER incandescent bulb!

I am going to hell!

RL

[struggle4progress]

1. How many Republicans would it have taken to do that?

[liberaldemocrat7]

23. Republicans do not screw in lightbulbs,. They screw the poor instead.

.

[struggle4progress]

24. THat doesn't keep them from CHARGING you for screwing in lightbulbs, however,

even if the original lightbulb never gets replaced

[kmla]

35. Then they blame Bill Clinton for the darkness....

.

[KitchenWitch]

2. No shit!

Jesus on a lamppost!

[SeattleGirl]

3. You are gonna get tombstoned, you know!

:rofl:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. I hope you did'nt get that lightbulb from Wal-mart.

[SPKrazy]

5. So You'll Have Lots Of Company

[Maddy McCall]

6. Heathen!

:grr:

:hi:

[LostInAnomie]

7. Why do you hate Mother Earth?

You think you're too good to feel your way around in the dark like the rest of us!?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

8. Jeebus I just went to the GD ...

I need a drink.

[KitchenWitch]

9. I need about 10 sq miles of tinfoil!

:tinfoilhat:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. I thought they were over that topic ! Damn LOL

[KitchenWitch]

14. No, they have just moved from size of home to lightbulbs

:eyes:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

15. I know - I saw 250+ threads about a light bulb.

Its going to be a loooooooooong election season ... pass the tonics , the tylenols, the ignore function - its a going to be a bumpy ride.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Indeed

We need the industrial strength safety harnesses for this one.

:eyes:

[jpgray]

10. Then it's "lights out" for you if you want to talk about poverty,

You might as well light your home with burning hobo corpses. :patriot:

[RetroLounge]

12. "light your home with burning hobo corpses"

Damn, that's poetry, man!

:applause:

RL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. I will be in an even lower circle of hell than you

because I bought a new lamp and now I am using one more incandescent bulb than I did before. I'm doomed.

[Shakespeare]

17. There's a "how many DUers does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in there somewhere...

...but I'm not touchin' it. :hide:

[chknltl]

19. a brazilian...

natch.

[Goblinmonger]

18. Holy crap

sometimes I wonder why I even step into those things.

The bad part was I couldn't use the "What has THAT got to do with global warming" line that Midlo made so famous.

[chknltl]

20. OMG!!!....Did anyone from GD see you do this?

Noting gets by those guys....I hope you aren't planning on running for any public offices in your future now. Well..., you could check into a treatment center I suppose but I am pretty sure that your political career is done fer...

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

21. I know . There are gonna be pictures on the internet of his house by morning.

Their obession with the Edwards' house was a bit stalkerish.

[hfojvt]

22. Don't be silly.

With global warming - hell comes to you.

[krispos42]

25. [snort] surprise lmao! n/t

[krispos42]

26. Oh, just go to IKEA

A three-pack of compact fluorescents goes for $3.99. Replaces a 60-watter with 11-watts. Cheaper than buying your way into Heaven via Falwell, et. al.

[Robeson]

27. Typical of a Bears fan....

...now, go eat some bratwurst and go to bed...:P

[RetroLounge]

28. lol

:hi:

RL

[xchrom]

29. i'll keep the light on for ya retro -- and i'll tip the lounge singer --

it's edith piaf, ya know -- big time so she'll keep singing.

[youthere]

30. How many therapists would it have taken to change that lightbulb?

Only one..but the lightbulb really has to WANT to change.
ba-dump-dump-tshhh!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

[RetroLounge]

31. Someone Recommended this thread?

:rofl:

I LOVE DU!

:hi:

RL

[KitchenWitch]

32. I was your second rec!

:rofl:

[Hugin]

34. Third recce!

You beat me KW.

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

36. You guys kill me...

:rofl:

RL

[Burma Jones]

33. DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!

[RetroLounge]

37. FAT ACTRESS!

:hi:

RL

[MichiganVote]

38. I'm going for the Greeter position in hell myself

[RetroLounge]

43. Walmart?

:rofl:

RL

[MichiganVote]

44. For sure and certain :)

[Nikia]

39. Well at least someone is worse than me

I was given a hard time for planning to wait to change mine over until the old ones burnt out.

[KitchenWitch]

40. That is precisely what I am doing

No need to waste the incandescents.

[Neshanic]

41. Hell's pretty well lit so maybe Satan can put that bulb in a new spot for you.

[RetroLounge]

42. ...

:hi:



RL