I just spent 3 hours referring a fight btw 2 people who

[hickman]

speak english as a second language and not well. He works days and she works afternoons. They won't leave their 2 kids with anyone so they are basically ships passing in the night. He's pissed because she mentioned last month the boy she was supposed to marry 20 years ago. The boy had a bad fall, coma, head wound, never the same, so she was given instead to another. Don't ask me about the dynamics of arranged marriages. Now her husband has decided that she doesn't love him because she was back to the old country last summer and mentioned when she came back her concern for this old boyfriend. I kept telling them that I was born and raised in the US. I know nothing. I told them "Look, I slept with my first boyfriend when I was 19, all Lisa ever did was look at him across the church as he was looking at her, what the hell do I know?" 3 hours later their still fighting and me being a slut is ok because I'm an American. I supposedly have more wisdom.!!! For the love of Mike!

[Maddy McCall]

1. There's a movie or novel in that.

:rofl:

[hickman]

2. I wish. If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious.

I kept telling them "I'm not a psychologist and I've been divorced for years." They would just brush that aside and go on.