My new toaster-oven doesn't ding

[MonkeyFunk]

sigh

my old toaster-oven, died a slow death. It just lost its will to toast. Very sad - it just gave up.

So I bought a new one. Nice and shiny. Toasts like a motherfucker.

But it doesn't ding when the toast is done. How much does it cost to add a ding?

[LaraMN]

1. I don't even HAVE a toaster,

just a toaster oven.
Incidentally, I don't make much toast.

Sorry about the dinglessness.
:-)

On edit: I can't read. You didn't even write "toaster."
blaugh.

[NoPowerTowers]

3. My toaster oven...

Only has one heating coil running down its center, so it burns the middle of everything and leaves the sides cold. Think it's time for a new toaster oven...

[sniffa]

2. how wiLL you know when your fries are done?

ding, fries are done

[Hugin]

4. One million dollars...

American.

Cash would be nice.

Small bills only.

[MonkeyFunk]

5. fuck

I just spent my last million on gum.

[Hugin]

6. That'll learn ya to spend money more wisely...

No *ding* for you!

[johnnie]

7. My ding works

But the timer slides too far and the timer can go forever until it dings. So you can have my ding if you want it.

[MonkeyFunk]

8. yay

(runs away with johnnie's ding)

[texanwitch]

9. My new toaster has a radio.

I have found toaster ovens have problems, every single one I have bought has been crap.

[leftofthedial]

10. become a lesbian

the DU lesbians will give you a new toaster just for joining

or so I've heard.

[MonkeyFunk]

12. sigh

that's a high price to pay for toast.

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. That's the deluxe model

You have convert more people to the gay and lesbian lifestyle to get that toaster.

[MonkeyFunk]

13. oh, I'm trying

Lord knows, I'm trying.