What's the fastest animal you could outrun?

[Blue-Jay]

Ever try to outrun an animal? Those fuckers are fast! If I had to, I could probably outrun an opossum, though.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. slow loris

[Blue-Jay]

2. Why isn't there a "fast loris"?

That would make more sense to me.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. that would be me. fast loris.

[taterguy]

3. Leopard

[Blue-Jay]

6. nuh uh.

[taterguy]

12. uh huh

[LaraMN]

4. A dead one.

Although I was once forced into participating in some sort of athletic contest during a high school pep fest, and afterward, my best friend informed me that I "run like a deer". I was mortified.
So maybe a deer with a leg missing.

[azmouse]

5. Snail.

[Blue-Jay]

9. Snails don't really run. They sort of scoot.

[Little Wing]

7. Wombat

[MonkeyFunk]

10. a crippled cheetah

[KitchenWitch]

11. A tortoise!

I am not supposed to run, ever again. Doctor's orders.

[terrya]

13. A turtle.

I know I can outrun one of those. I KNOW it.

[dropkickpa]

14. This guy would be eating my dust

[billyskank]

15. Depends how much it wanted to eat me.

[ohiosmith]

16. If it consents to the race, a lobster.

[AllegroRondo]

17. I outran a wild turkey once

he was pretty pissed for some reason, and came after me as I was out for a jog.

[RebelOne]

18. A sloth. n/t

[Cyrano]

19. Rush Limbaugh.

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

20. My dog

oh woops I thought the thread read "what's the fatest animal you could outrun?"... I can outsprint it, and have better endurance.

[MoseyWalker]

21. I outran my cat once

to the bowl of chicken noodle soup that I had left on the counter.

Barely.