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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:16 PM
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My favorite utensil is the fork
So very versatile
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:16 PM
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1. What do you have against sporks?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:24 PM
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2. they are merely second class forks
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:25 PM
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3. well, fork you!
4-Q!

:hi: :hug: :hi:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:28 PM
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4. Pretty sure the spork could kick the fork's ass in the versatility department
Can you eat soup with a fork??? I rest my case...
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 03:32 PM
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5. Yes but the spork lacks the simple elegant lines of the fork
oh sweet fork - how I use you to eat!

:loveya:
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 05:04 PM
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6. Your measly fork could never out-perform the INIMITABLE SPOON!
Let's see you eat a bowl of soup with that fork. GO!
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 07:44 PM
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7. you could kill someone with it.
if you wanted to I mean.
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