I wrote to Mr. Boudelang

[Friar]

I hope he replies, and he does too know where the reply button is so stop saying that!

my exsulint email:

I look forward every Fryday to your greet works defending the best prezudent ever! I wish you would not use so much big werds like "partisan", though. What does that mean? Stuff from the beach that you are having fun with?

You as always are "right" (get it? "right"? ha ha) about our greet leeder that he is not incompetent and has to wear depends. You can tell by his intellijent squinting that he is constipated and not the other way around.

I know you must get thousands of mail everyday prayzing your greet writing so I will stop now so you can get back to them.

:silly:

[MrBenchley]

1. I feel sure he will

<g>

I'm very proud that this week he came up with an idea to improve Poindexter's terrorism lottery:

"I was hoping that it would not stop there, but that they would let the average guy on the street with his humdrum life in on it, perhaps with "scratch off" terrorism lottery tickets, where you could win money if you matched up three "Tony Blair gets blown up"s or something. Then everybody would be happy, accept Tony Blair, I guess, and I am sure he would see the bigger picture after the smoke cleared. "

[Ouabache]

2. Friar : you mispeled 'grate'

It's not greet it's grate, you moran !

[Sperk]

3. Two funny!!!!!

:-)

[Friar]

4. He replied!

Happy happy joy joy

He points out the inconsistancies in the so-called "Constitution" and this is why our grate leeder must put it through the paper shredder. How can you sit down and stand up at the same time?

"It is good to hear from another intellgent anmd smart
jenius such as myself about Our Great President (who
is not an unelected drunk who ought to be put in
jail).

On to Syria (or Iran, depending on George W's
slightest wim). Stand up, sit down, Fight! Fight!
Fight!, as it says in the Constitution.

--Bob Boudelang"