Until flies, mice, etc. can have legal representation, executing them should be banned

[Oeditpus Rex]

:popcorn:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. roaches?

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. We should not discriminate by species

Or number of legs.

Los cucarachas are entitled to defense tambien.

[Left Is Write]

15. There IS no defense for roaches.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Precisely

It's the defenseless who most need defending.



Just as it's the friendless who most need friends.

And the homeless who most need homes.

And the spineless who most need spines.

And the hitless who most need hits — especially if it's the late innings with runners in scoring position.

And a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.



I made that up. :7

[ashling]

17. That is inspired

And a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.

[skygazer]

2. I hold a trial for all potential executees

My cat stands as jury. So far there have been no aquittals.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I'd really like to see that

Vermin Court.

[MoseyWalker]

3. Oh. So you just HAD to PISS OFF THE ANTS!

I can't believe this. Ants never get no respect.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. Right. People just walk all over them.

well, fire ants, they get respect.

[ashling]

19. A man who will stoop to help a fire ant

is a man with welts on his butt

That was from an Ortho Advertisement

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. I totally respect the ants

They have a marvelous work ethic. :thumbsup:



I always wonder what they say, though, when they bump into each other. Is it mostly "Excuse me" or "Watch where your stupid exoskeleton is going"?

[texas1928]

7. Our cats are kind of like Judge Dredd.

They take care of it themselves.

[pokerfan]

9. Should ant farms be banned?

Seems cruel to lock them up between two pieces of glass and force them to live in a two dimensional world. I don't think they are happy.

[MoseyWalker]

11. ants are never happy

Put'em on a beach in Hawaii, and they would still find something to complain about.

[KitchenWitch]

10. Sorry, I am going vigilante justice on any palmetto bugs found here

:grr:

[Hosnon]

12. Hehe. Ever see "Joyeaux Noel"? The director states that the French actually

court-martialled and executed a cat for treason during WWI.

[BarenakedLady]

13. of course....

Just look at that face...

Awwww

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. And this one

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

21. Awww so cute

But I think that may be a Russian dwarf hamster. We had two of them for a couple of years. :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. I don't care where it comes from

It's still entitled to representation.

:patriot:

[BarenakedLady]

24. Amen!

:patriot:

[Arkham House]

14. Do pantomime horses have the right to counsel...

...before being laid off by a merchant bank...? Just askin'...

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. No, because there's no redundancy scheme

Anyway, they can always go on to fine careers as secret agents.

[Xipe Totec]

22. I am their legal guardian.

And I say kill em all!....

:popcorn: