Name of the last person that you broke up with or visa versa?

[ohiosmith]

Kathlyn. I'll say no more.

[bigwillq]

1. Mark

He had too many issues and I just couldn't help him any longer.

Last thing I knew he was in Cali trying to stay clean and sober.

[SPKrazy]

2. Okay

Suzan

hard to say who did the breaking

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. lisa/amy/mitch/sam

after i met my current gf.

i dont think broke up so much as stopped seeing them.

[ohiosmith]

6. Did you tell them one at a time or en mass?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. mass email.

dear people,

call each other. leave me out of it.

hugs

pri

(for those without a sense of humor.this is a joke. its not what i did)

[ohiosmith]

9. :

:rofl:

[querelle]

4. Alexei

Liar, cheater, leech, user, manslut, manipulator, etc.......I could go on for days. Three years of my life that I will never get back.

Q

[ohiosmith]

5. Ah the memories.

[eyesroll]

8. Hedges.

That's common knowledge around here, though.

[ohiosmith]

11. It is. But what you wrote on the Women's Room wall was uncalled for.

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. K**.

He knows who he is.

[Evoman]

12. Nuh uh...she has a VERY unique name and she might find this in a google search.

I'll just say S***

[BarenakedLady]

13. Uhm errr

ahhhhhh

nvm.

That's a toughie...

[KitchenWitch]

14. John

[Kerrytravelers]

15. Mike.

Mike, the Highway Patrol officer who forgot that he was married. :eyes: Ooops. Just forgot, I guess.



I met Mr. kt a few weeks later. We've been married almost four years, so Mike really isn't something I think about anymore.

I also never forget I'm married. Funny, it's one of those things I don't think I'll forget like, say, picking up the dry cleaning or returning the rental movie.

[querelle]

19. We Have A Winner!

Married people who cheat on their spouses are the lowest life forms (unless they have an open relationship agreement). I too was in your position. A married guy who made all sorts of excuses why he couldn't spend time with me when I wanted to. I could have been a total prick and gone to his wife to tell her everything, but decided that it just wasn't worth the resulting blow up. I just told him to take a hike. She'll learn about him soon enough.

BTW, so glad you found the right guy. I'm green with envy.

Q

[TimeChaser]

16. I've never broken up with anyone or been broken up with before.

:loveya:

[KamaAina]

17. Betsy Ross

Okay, it wasn't that long ago...

[Madrone]

18. Jeff.

Last name: Psycho-Stalker-BoozehoundfromHell-Nutcase.

[GOPisEvil]

22. His middle name is...

...Ratbastard, isn't it?

[Madrone]

23. I thought it was -

MakeAmends.

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

24. pfffftttttt!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Madrone]

25. Praise Jeebus -

No psycho nutjobs in your past. I've got enough for both of us! :)

[GOPisEvil]

26. No psycho nutjobs...

...I had them all killed. ;)

[Madrone]

27. Oh my.

:scared:

Good thing I already called off the wedding in another thread.

;)

[GOPisEvil]

29. I said I could visualize it...

...not that it would happen! It would take me being forced - at gunpoint.

[Madrone]

30. Nice backpedal.

Seriously - I threw up in my mouth a little when I read that.

I'm calling the florist next.

[GOPisEvil]

31. What? You're canceling the flower?

I thought the wedding was going to be in a field of wildflowers anyway.

[Madrone]

32. Yes, the "flower"

:rofl:

After that, I'm calling the DJ. She'll be VERY disappointed.

[GOPisEvil]

33. Nooooooooooo!

She'll kick my ass, since she's the best man, too! :D

[Madrone]

34. Perhaps.

Or maybe she'll be too busy to kick your ass. While I'll be shining my new toaster.

[GOPisEvil]

35. Pay no attention to the cameras...

[Madrone]

37. Ummm....

Like you'll be invited. :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

38. ...

:cry:

[SeattleGirl]

20. John, aka The Grand Obsession.

'nuff said.

[GOPisEvil]

21. Jill.

I do hope she's doing well though.

[trof]

28. Betty. 1968. We were 'engaged'. Best move I ever made.

After 'we' (I) broke up, all my friends said "Thank God!"
"So...why didn't you TELL me what a bitch you thought she was (and she was)?"
"Hell, man...you were in LUUUUVVVV. You can't tell a guy in love that his lady is a rotten, social climbing, shallow dork."

My only excuse is that the Ess-EE-Ex was fantastic.

Later that year I met the future Miz t.
6 months later we were married.
We still are.
:-)

[AlCzervik]

36. Jim in 1987

He disrupted poorly.