I feel like Tasering someone -- who wants to volunteer?
LostinVA
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Tue Jan-30-07 07:47 PM
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I feel like Tasering someone -- who wants to volunteer? |
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Hell, everywhere I turn, someone is being Tasered... I want in!
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Tue Jan-30-07 07:48 PM
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1. If you give me enough to drink, you could probably convince me to let you. |
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Tue Jan-30-07 07:49 PM
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2. It would probably kill you, you're so little |
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Tue Jan-30-07 07:51 PM
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3. They taser little kids in FL all the time. |
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We could always convince my sister to let us tazor her. She's an idiot when she's drinking and she's bigger than me.
Anyway, the fucking things are illegal in NJ. Stupid NJ.
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Tue Jan-30-07 07:54 PM
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4. I think even crossbows and cannons are legal here |
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Tue Jan-30-07 07:55 PM
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5. I'm pretty sure crossbows are legal in NJ. |
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If I end up moving down there, can we buy a cannon?
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:09 PM
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:11 PM
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7. i'm currently naked & covered in Grape-Seed Oil |
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:13 PM
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8. Only for the picture threads. |
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Wed Jan-31-07 08:00 AM
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for the mental picture as well. :cry:
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:13 PM
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:17 PM
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10. I've always wanted to be tasered. |
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That seems like something you have to experience to understand.
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:19 PM
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11. Drive to VA and I'll do it |
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I'll give you a milkshake afterwards,
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:21 PM
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With real strawberries?
It's an awfully long drive. I think I deserve real strawberries.
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Tue Jan-30-07 08:24 PM
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13. Yes, sweetie, I'll make it myself |
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Tue Jan-30-07 10:05 PM
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Not into the electro stimulation thing. Sorry, bud.
:shrug:
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Wed Jan-31-07 12:02 AM
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15. If you could aim it for |
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the middle of my back. I've got one hell of an itch...
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Wed Jan-31-07 07:25 AM
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18. Hang on, I'm adjusting the sights |
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Wed Jan-31-07 12:29 AM
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Wed Jan-31-07 07:24 AM
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17. You can rub some EVOO all over first |
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