'Bare Nekkid Mainers' Enjoy Buff Bowling

[usaftmo]

"Hey, you can't go skinny-dipping at this time of year,"

http://fredericksburg.com/News/apmethods/apstory?urlfeed=D8MVS1S81.xml

There's no way I could concentrate on bowling that way. Doesn't matter if the person next to me is a fine looking lady, or a guy regardless of physique, or someone who's 2 days older than dirt. What a distraction! :rofl:

[blockhead]

1. is that why they always towel off their balls?

"Carson turns the thermostat up to make his patrons more comfortable"}(

[Gormy Cuss]

2. I swear, crim son will do anything to sell her house.

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[crim son]

6. I didn't realize I was being photographed.

:rofl: You read the story: the officer found no violations!

I'm also selling homemade pickled eggs and whoopie pies at the corner store to earn a few extra bucks. You got a problem wit dat?

[Gormy Cuss]

18. Mmm. Whoopie pies....

:D

[gemdem]

3. Kinda redefines

"picking up a spare" or "making a seven-ten split" now doesn't it? ;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. Ah, what a grand state I live in.

:rofl:

And skinny-dipping is a fuckload of fun! :P

Old Town? Nekkid people? Yeah, I can see it. TOTALLY.

:D

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Who are you trying to kid, WIMR?

If you could you'd toddle up to Bangor and join them.

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. No thanks. I actually think that would be illegal.

:P

Besides, I'm a coastal child. Bangor is too far removed from water (REAL ocean water, not that flat shit that they call "lake water" up noath) to amuse me for long. :P

[SPKrazy]

7. Crimmie's Been Holding Out On Us

Damn

she says Bangor is boring

now we know the truth

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. It's TECHNICALLY Old Town.

NOT Bangor.

There IS a river (??) between them, you know.

:P

[crim son]

10. Thank you, WIMR!

We have our OWN nekkid bowling club, thank you very much!

[SPKrazy]

11. Hold Outs!

Both of ya

we want nekkid bowling pic thread now!

;)

[Redstone]

12. My eyes! My eyes! I know what the average Mainer looks like.

(Unless crim son was on one of the teams.)

Redstone

[crim son]

13. I'm not a Maine native. Thanks for the exemption, though.

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. I know I'm ugly, Redstone, but must you remind me of it?

:cry::cry:

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Who said Kid was ugly??

I'll fight ya standin' on one foooooot!

I'll fight ya with my tail behind my baaaaaaack!



Kid is GORgeous!

GrrrrrRUFF!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. Wow, dude, what rock did you leap out from under?

Haven't seen you in weeks.

:hi:

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. I rise to yon fair maiden's defence

and she accuses me of being a sub-rock dweller?



Look for my new book, Smacked Upside the Head by Chivalry, at better booksellers everywhere.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

24. Chivalry, schmivalry.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Well...

You do have a point.









Now WTF am I gonna do with all this chain mail? :shrug:

[Redstone]

21. I said the AVERAGE Mainer. You, of course, are far above average. As is any Mainer

who is also a DUer.

Redstone

[gemdem]

15. I don't think that crim son and WIMR are your average Mainers

I've never been in that neck of the woods, but hey people talk, you hear things. You know? :-)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. crimmy ain't a Mainer.

You gotta be BORN here t'be one, ya hear?

:P

[gemdem]

17. So I've heard

:-)

[Redstone]

22. No, they're not. Trust me on this.

Redstone