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usaftmo Donating Member (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 08:24 PM
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'Bare Nekkid Mainers' Enjoy Buff Bowling
"Hey, you can't go skinny-dipping at this time of year,"

http://fredericksburg.com/News/apmethods/apstory?urlfeed=D8MVS1S81.xml

There's no way I could concentrate on bowling that way. Doesn't matter if the person next to me is a fine looking lady, or a guy regardless of physique, or someone who's 2 days older than dirt. What a distraction! :rofl:
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blockhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:43 PM
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1. is that why they always towel off their balls?
"Carson turns the thermostat up to make his patrons more comfortable"}(
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:45 PM
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2. I swear, crim son will do anything to sell her house.
Edited on Tue Jan-30-07 10:50 PM by Gormy Cuss
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:52 PM
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6. I didn't realize I was being photographed.
:rofl: You read the story: the officer found no violations!

I'm also selling homemade pickled eggs and whoopie pies at the corner store to earn a few extra bucks. You got a problem wit dat?

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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:11 PM
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18. Mmm. Whoopie pies....
:D
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gemdem Donating Member (975 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:48 PM
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3. Kinda redefines
"picking up a spare" or "making a seven-ten split" now doesn't it? ;)
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:49 PM
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4. Ah, what a grand state I live in.
:rofl:

And skinny-dipping is a fuckload of fun! :P

Old Town? Nekkid people? Yeah, I can see it. TOTALLY.

:D
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:51 PM
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5. Who are you trying to kid, WIMR?
If you could you'd toddle up to Bangor and join them.

:P
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:54 PM
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8. No thanks. I actually think that would be illegal.
:P

Besides, I'm a coastal child. Bangor is too far removed from water (REAL ocean water, not that flat shit that they call "lake water" up noath) to amuse me for long. :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:54 PM
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7. Crimmie's Been Holding Out On Us
Damn

she says Bangor is boring

now we know the truth

:rofl:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:55 PM
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9. It's TECHNICALLY Old Town.
NOT Bangor.

There IS a river (??) between them, you know.

:P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 10:58 PM
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10. Thank you, WIMR!
We have our OWN nekkid bowling club, thank you very much!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:01 PM
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11. Hold Outs!
Both of ya

we want nekkid bowling pic thread now!

;)

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:01 PM
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12. My eyes! My eyes! I know what the average Mainer looks like.
(Unless crim son was on one of the teams.)

Redstone
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:03 PM
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13. I'm not a Maine native. Thanks for the exemption, though.
:rofl:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:04 PM
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14. I know I'm ugly, Redstone, but must you remind me of it?
:cry::cry:

:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:14 PM
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19. Who said Kid was ugly??
I'll fight ya standin' on one foooooot!

I'll fight ya with my tail behind my baaaaaaack!



Kid is GORgeous!

GrrrrrRUFF!





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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:15 PM
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20. Wow, dude, what rock did you leap out from under?
Haven't seen you in weeks.

:hi:

:hug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:27 PM
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23. I rise to yon fair maiden's defence
and she accuses me of being a sub-rock dweller?



Look for my new book, Smacked Upside the Head by Chivalry, at better booksellers everywhere.



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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:28 PM
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24. Chivalry, schmivalry.
:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:31 PM
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25. Well...
You do have a point.









Now WTF am I gonna do with all this chain mail? :shrug:

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:20 PM
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21. I said the AVERAGE Mainer. You, of course, are far above average. As is any Mainer
who is also a DUer.

Redstone
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gemdem Donating Member (975 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:08 PM
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15. I don't think that crim son and WIMR are your average Mainers
I've never been in that neck of the woods, but hey people talk, you hear things. You know? :-)
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:09 PM
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16. crimmy ain't a Mainer.
You gotta be BORN here t'be one, ya hear?

:P
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gemdem Donating Member (975 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:11 PM
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17. So I've heard
:-)
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:21 PM
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22. No, they're not. Trust me on this.
Redstone
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