My four year old keeps calling me a "jive turkey"

[Telly Savalas]

Does anybody know where I can order some James Dobson videos?

[Catshrink]

1. Try this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ucQLYSC9Lho

[Telly Savalas]

2. Hey, a free Dobson video!

Thanks!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

15. omg that was so funny

[Redstone]

3. "I'm made of rubber, and you're made of glue. Whatever you say bounces

off me and sticks to you."

Try that. It ought to work on a 4-year-old.

Redstone

[Telly Savalas]

8. Good suggestion.

However my fear is that she'll take it and use it on me again and again and again and again...

[Redstone]

10. And over and over and over yet again. They're damn clever at that age.

But still delightful.

Redstone

[crim son]

4. Sounds like your kid needs a whuppin'.

Not really. How cute is that, jive turkey?

[Redstone]

6. How cute? How 1975, too. That kid needs to update his insults.

Redstone

[crim son]

11. I think a four-year-old would do well to stick to the insults of the

seventies. My kids are always saying, "Yo Mama!" as in "Yo Mama gonna put his laundry down the chute!" "You Mama gonna clean the cat litter box!" :eyes: Kids. They've got no stinkin' respect. :)

[Redstone]

13. Hey, as long as they don't say "Ya mudda wears Army boots!" (That's one from

the Fifties / early Sixties, so you probably don't remember it or its many disgusting variations.)

Redstone

[InternalDialogue]

5. I think the first question is:

Are you a jive turkey?

Cause if you are, there are things we can do. You know, hippin' you up and all.

[Twillig]

7. Just smile and nod and say: "Who loves ya, Baby?" n/t

[Orangepeel]

9. tell him, "up your nose with a rubber hose!"

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

21. I prefer: Off my case, toilet face!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

12. When did people stop using the word "jive"?

I've often thought of throwing it out in normal conversation, but it just never seems appropriate.

[Deja Q]

23. 1980...

It went out with disco and 'free love'.

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. How about Kevin Dobson?

Crocker!!!

[stuntcat]

16. Rock On, four-year-olds!

:headbang:

[Bullwinkle925]

17. not bad at all ...

coulda been 'jive-ass turkey'.

[zingaro]

18. Mine is currently using "crazy old woman." If you succeed

in locating those videos and they work, please let me know.

[driver8]

19. Has he/she been watching "Flip Wilson" re-runs?? n/t

[hfojvt]

20. Have you ever considered

being less of a jive turkey?

There's more than one solution to any given dilemma.

[Robeson]

22. You know what they say....sometimes, there is wisdom in youth....

...:-)