Flatulence

[redwitch]

Heart is breaking.
But fief is disposable
And fiddle the carolinian.
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Spam poetry. My first attempt. I can't make it stop so I will recycle it into art. :-)
FYI the title "Flatulence" and the first line are from the same spam.

[Kali]

1. clever

[Redstone]

2. Dammit, if I hadn't just cleard my AT&T inbox, I could join in!

If this thread is still up in a few days, I'll do so.

I think a "spam subject poetry" thread should be a permanent feature of the Lounge.

Redstone

[redwitch]

3. It just keeps coming. No spam filter will keep it out.

My regular inbox and my deleted box have equal amounts of spam. Some of it really is very bizarre. What can they possibly gain by posting it???

[Redstone]

4. Funny, I have two ISPs who both use Brightmail filtering software, and one of

them lets though about a dozen spams a day, and the other, maybe one spam every three days or so.

The only real solution is to shoot the spammers. And I'll volunteer to pull the trigger. Spammers are the lowest life-form on the planet, so I wouldn't feel the slightest twinge of conscience.

Redstone

[redwitch]

5. But why do they do it?

I mean, Little Giant Ladder Co. wants me to buy a ladder, I get that.
But, "Flatulence Heart is breaking" What the hell is THAT about?

[Redstone]

6. They want you to reply or click on a link so they can confirm that your e-mail adress

is a real one, and sell it to other spammers.

Also, if you use Windows, they can use your click on a link as a conduit to install software on your computer that turns it into a "zombie," which is to say they could use your computer to send out spam without you knowing it.

I'm NOT going into the technical aspects of the above, because it's late and I'm tired. But trust me, one or both of the above is what they want, NOT to sell you ladders or Gas-X.

Redstone

[redwitch]

7. LOL

It is late and I'm punchdrunk tired. The real reason I am writing spam poetry!

[Redstone]

8. So it should be off to bed for you, as it will be for me right soon.

Redstone

[redwitch]

9. Night, night and don't forget to

fiddle the carolinian! :-)

[montanto]

10. wHat fuck is PENnis???11!?

[redwitch]

11. spammers can't spell

you wil have to guess. :-)